Clinton Avery Tharp

furniture scientist and throw pillow expert

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@FoxNews This guy looks like an arch enemy version of Charlie Day.

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Fellow shopkeepers, if you don’t have any customers and you want some, simply go take a poop.

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@lizzo I think it’s the whole “what is it about that person that I hate about myself?” Thing…I don’t noch (know)

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@caroljsroth Looks like Covid

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My wife calls it a squatty potty.
I call it that thing on the ground my pee ricochets onto.

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GenZ style:
Girls - do whatever Cabbage Patch kids are doing.
Guys - do whatever women’s tennis is doing.
And everybody wear fanny packs like seatbelts.

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@ellekerby My wife and I have a whole little dance to it

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A kid just walked into my store. He collects glassware and specifically asked for Akro Agate. He said he was 18 but he looked like he was about 14. It made my day!!! #vintagekids

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@joerogan next time you have Neil Degrasse Tyson on you should also have @duncantrussell on. Just sayin

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@CharlieDayQuote This is making me want a Devito’s Locos Taco

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What we're really all thankful for.

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Stitt’s kid should’ve went to Fright Fest

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@StephenKing Careful or you’ll own twitter next

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Somebody paint this for my little family.

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There’s a secret group of Hollywood elite that play Pokémon go

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These are going to make great gifts

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Hey @Sethrogen are you too busy for another season of Story Time? One of my fav pods

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My buddy came to visit me in a car that I’m pretty sure he bought from Halo #VideoGameCar

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Same piece of furniture in both photos. Staging and photography is everything when it comes to selling furniture online.

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I’m not very good at basketball, however, I’m great at basket wallllll