KingofScratches

I heard you like bad boys. I'm bad at everything. You can find me in the shade with @thatashlynnchic Gay AF 🌈 BLINK / MOA

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

J.D. Vance to Pope Francis on Easter Sunday: “It is good to see you in better health.”

Pope Francis: died Easter Monday.

So he survived double pneumonia but couldn’t survive the stench of theocratic authoritarianism.

Rest in peace, Pope Francis.

[uıʌ @Midnight_Bolter]

"Heylp Heylp Helyp" will forever be a classic
😭🤣😆🤣😭

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

I kissed the ground and i liked it

[Elisabeth Rappe @ElisabethRappe]

I honestly thought this was Amy Poehler

[i moved back to @readwithcindy @_withcindy]

"israel this" "israel that" gal gadot girl focus on ur acting first because israelly bad

[chase @cfree94]

raw. next question

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

when everybody sees you waIk in and they say “oh thank god you’re here"

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Found one

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Thiss

[chase @cfree94]

if a diva clocks a tea, but no one is around to gag, does it even make a slay

[Bindu Reddy @bindureddy]

All of the billions spent on AI innovation just so we can get these beautiful cat videos

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

when a song starts playing in public and you have no one to say "they sang this on glee"

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

insane wording

[AARON @lidolmix]

this shot of ariana grande..

[Tom @MomasThorgan]

£724.25 probably.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is a CVS receipt.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Birth, I believe.