Clinton van Rensburg

Husband, Chartered Accountant, Part-Time Investor, and Full-Time MMA Fan!

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

I don't need KFC in Japan, @elizeG_01 gives me all the tender breasts and juicy thighs that I need...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

Ek word bang vir poachers. Elke keer as ek ann @elizeG_01 dink, grooi ek a horing...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@YoungAss_1 @huntermma13 Victory loves a poes clap... 14 days until a new champ, 031z

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

Sometimes I just stare @elizeG_01 and think... mmmmm I tap that.

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@elizeG_01 your vertical smile turns my frown upside down...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@KeeganDaniel Excellent, please tweet in advance of matches so that I can come and support your new team.

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@KeeganDaniel what rugby team are you playing for. Just moved to Tokyo from Durban last month.

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

Don't like Sushi, but love to chow @elizeG_01

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@EFCGraeme @EFCAFRICA @BamBamzMMA bows out of MMA after 10 years of dedication, what an awesome career to have watched. Well done Don!!!

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@YoungAss_1 @EFCGraeme @EFCAFRICA Hawkey jits (white belt) makes the brown belt (lucky packet) tap. Time for some gold...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@elizeG_01, you better bring a wheelchair to bed tonight, cos you won't be able to walk in the morning... wink wink..

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@elizeG_01 I need your help looking for a job. A blow job is better then no job...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@ObliviousMMAFan @YoungAss_1 @Hollywood_EFC @EFCAFRICA @EFCGraeme even a blind Hawkey would be too strong for @katzmma. Hawkey got skills...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

"@WhatTheFFacts: Having an orgasm will clear up your sinuses." @elizeG_01 I need you to help clear my sinuses.

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@thewolfpena @BoydAllenEFC @DonMadgeMMA How/where did you bet, EFC 30 fights are not yet on @Betxchange website??? #SomethingFishy...

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@elizeG_01 I'm feeling lucky, should I buy condoms or lotto ticket? #lucky

[Wayne McCurrie @WayneMcCurrie]

Fund managers survey RECORD bearish sentiment of local managers 100% say equity overvalued +100% say they see only selling opportunities !!

[Sias du Plessis @siasduplessis]

Gerrie Nel is picking #OscarPistorius apart, the #BladeRunner has nowhere to run. #BuyingTimeWithTears

[Clinton van Rensburg @ClintonVR_MMA]

@OscarTrial199 Can Gerrie Nel ask Oscar to fire the same gun standing on his stumps to see if he can maintain balance? Might be interesting.