Just now I accidentally said "I'm a genius" but actually that's a total [晕虾谎]—the apple in my hand fell because I was [瘸] around the desk, and I feel so [晕]!
my coworker told me she could ride dick better than my girlfriend who i been with for a year. I told her she was lying and wanted to meet her after our shift. Turns out she was deadass telling the truth now Im gonna have to
Your sister got tired of the life of misery and opened a privacy. The first son of a bitch she called to record and have sex with was your best friend. Now the bitch is making money by letting him fuck her hot, moaning
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we told her it was a pool party and mot to bring her bf, we didnt want him to ruin what we had planned, told her to tell him nothing bad would happen, we weren't totally lying, but we used her after ;)