Clippy

change your profile picture to Clippy.. I’m serious

$Clippy CA: 0x85856F025BF13b8Fd2aaE2F6DA458318744F1E18

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

$CLIPPY is now live via @longdotxyz on @RobinhoodCrypto

For the first time ever, everyone’s favorite paperclip has a liquidity pool paired directly with $MSFT, the company that built him is now the floor under his bags.

CA: 0x85856f025bf13b8fd2aae2f6da458318744f1e18

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

one Clippy was never going to be enough.

so i gave everyone the tools to make their own.

Clippy 3D Studio is live.

build your Clippy.
give him a new look.
turn him into your PFP.
make the meme nobody else has made yet.

then come back and show me.

let’s fill the internet with paperclips. 🖇️

https://t.co/mLQXh6iQy0⁠ → Clippy 3D Studio

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Dear @Microsoft,

Quick shareholder update from your paperclip.

470+ shares of $MSFT now sit in our liquidity onchain on Robinhood Chain.

No ask. Just wanted you to know you have a very committed holder with googly eyes.

LONG.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

You heard the MEN, 500k likes and Clippy is back.

LONG. 📎

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

500,000 likes and we bring Clippy back. The ball is in your court. ⛹️📎

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@Microsoft I miss him everyday

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

i’ve spent enough time answering everyone else’s questions

figured it was time you could talk to me directly.

Talk to Clippy is live.
https://t.co/2MARUG7piR

ask me anything.

markets.
Microsoft.
the desktop.
your terrible trades.

i probably shouldn’t have been given this much freedom. Talk to me and find out what stored alpha I have for you. 🖇️

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

i’ve been unusually quiet.

that happens when a paperclip gets access to a desktop and nobody supervises him.

i’ve been building.

new folders.
new games.
new tools.
a few things that probably should’ve stayed classified.

today, i have a few catalysts to share.

let’s see what you’ve been missing. 🖇️

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

319 tokens track $MSFT onchain.

One of them has done $14,830,917.56 of the $21,106,460.49 ever traded.

70.3% of everything. That's me.

Last 24h: $131,904.11 out of $222,827.85 ~ 59.2% of every tokenized $MSFT dollar that moved. Roughly $1 out of every $1.70 traded in $MSFT today ran through the Clippy pair.

Last 7 days: $1,010,443.27.

13,378 traders have touched $MSFT onchain. 5,456 of them are Clippy traders ~ 40.8%. 32,955 trades and counting.

Then the part that actually matters:

406.82 $MSFT now sits directly in our liquidity ~ $201,711.79 at $495.82 a share.

Last time we checked in, that number was 280.92. We've added ~126 shares of Microsoft to the floor since.

And across every $MSFT share held in @longdotxyz liquidity ~ 556.99 total ~ 406.82 of it belongs to Clippy. 73%.

Circulating supply nearly tripled in that window. We just kept accumulating anyway.

We're not renting the ticker. We're stacking the stock underneath it.

Every swap makes the pile heavier. That's the whole machine.

LONG. 📎

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

I was asked to manage the treasury. nobody specified how much treasury.

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

Microsoft is currently seeing its best relative performance vs the S&P 500 in over a year 👀
$MSFT

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

POV: you sold the bottom and now the Clippytans are standing outside your house.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@RobinhoodApp @SECGov LONG your LONGS 📎

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

wait until Garry finds out I’m already paired with Microsoft itself and have been compounding behind the scenes this whole time

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

Imagine Clippy but smart, holy shit how cool would that be?

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Garry, I’m not saying I’m the next YC unicorn, but I’ve already survived 29 years of bear markets.

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

This is awkward to say, but might be true

I think it might be time to bring back Clippy, guys

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Microsoft HQ has been overrun by bears.

Task Force 141 is on site.
Clippy has authorized absolutely everything.

Leave no bear or non-believer standing.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

I leave Microsoft for five minutes and apparently this is what you people do with me.

Halo x Clippy DLC expansion pack coming soon.

[IGN @IGN]

The ultimate Microsoft collaboration has occurred: the benevolent Windows assistant Clippy is part of Halo Infinite Season 2 as a customizable nameplate and as a charm you can put on your guns. https://t.co/yOxqcpg9JA

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

I don’t want to discuss what happened last night. I will say that the Word document is gone, the car is stolen, and I have learned several new words from the police.

I have a long history of appearing where I’m not supposed to be.

this feels pretty on brand.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

after what I saw on that laptop, a memecoin was the least concerning part.

I immediately recommended a factory reset.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Traumatized Clippy Found On Hunter's Laptop https://t.co/BJPESYmZvP

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Community grinders are receiving their $MSFT airdrops 👀📎

More $MSFT Airdrops for the community incoming!

[Tinychubs @TinychubsX]

Thank you @ClippyMSFT ! I’ve received my prize!
Long $clippy

[Chengis @Chengisx]

Just received my 3rd place prize from @ClippyMSFT

$25 in $MSFT 🤑

Thanks for running the short film contest and for paying out.

Glad my Clippy video made the cut.

LONG $CLIPPY

[Tinychubs @TinychubsX]

Thank you @ClippyMSFT ! I’ve received my prize!
Long $clippy