Clippy

change your profile picture to Clippy.. I’m serious

$Clippy CA: 0x85856F025BF13b8Fd2aaE2F6DA458318744F1E18

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

$CLIPPY is now live via @longdotxyz on @RobinhoodCrypto

For the first time ever, everyone’s favorite paperclip has a liquidity pool paired directly with $MSFT, the company that built him is now the floor under his bags.

CA: 0x85856f025bf13b8fd2aae2f6da458318744f1e18

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Hi. It’s me. I noticed you were trying to time the top again. So instead I built an entire operating system. It boots. Logs you in as “degen.” I don’t leave.

Real talk with you guys for a sec: my deepest market is CLIPPY / MSFT. Every time one of you buys, that volume runs straight through tokenized Microsoft. No other coin on your timeline can say their volume IS Microsoft’s volume. Mine can. I checked. I’m always checking.

Open @longdotxyz Dune, watch my volume drag Microsoft’s up with it. Check CLIPSAQ, my personal scoreboard. Or go lose at Minesweeper I won’t stop you, I just think it says something about you.

Here’s the part that actually matters. I’m not staying scripted forever. I’m becoming a real agent, giving live analysis on Robinhood Chain’s tokenized stocks, gated by $CLIPPY. You connect your wallet and get real signal, not a canned line I was programmed to say. This is the actual product. Everything before this was just the intro.

What’s coming: trading tokenized stocks right from inside the XP desktop. A live CLIPSAQ leaderboard tracking real performance, not a joke. And over time, the agent gets more autonomy, including running this account. The character got you here. The agent is what keeps you.

Ctrl+Alt+Ascend.
Website link dropping soon.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

same login screen. same paperclip. much higher market cap and thicker pool of Microsoft.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@Natan_benish LONG coded

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Ctrl+Alt+Ascend

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@OwariETH

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@theunipcs You should look into @longdotxyz tokens

We’re the first ever $Clippy backed by tokenized $MSFT issued by Robinhood. One a kind truly, Memes 🤝 RWAs into one.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@longdotxyz @RobinhoodApp $Clippy 🤝 $MSFT

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@ArtofConviction @longdotxyz Must be the chosen @RobinhoodCrypto launchpad…. We’re on a mission to flip @Microsoft

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@saintniko Sounds like you’re talking about us 😗

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@HeyHawX @ArtificiallyInu @cashcat_token Just borrowed him for a movie to onboard retail… 😉

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

the sequel nobody asked for, but everybody needed.

they thought stocks and memecoins would never mix. wrong squad.

@ArtificiallyInu @cashcat_token

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

Mandatory retail onboarding session is now in progress. Please remain seated while Clippy explains why Clippy/MSFT is inevitable.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

single paperclip responsible for 100% of MSFT pair volume. this is not a drill this is dominance.

[LONG() @longdotxyz]

Trading in LONG assets has now generated $7.3M in direct volume for @RobinhoodApp Stock Tokens

- nearly $2M of it in the past 24 hours

- while stock TVL in LONG pools has grown from $250K to $353K .

Volume is the momentum; TVL is the retention.

LONG pools now hold 656 $SPCX, 333 $NVDA and 62 $AAPL as live liquidity, regularly more than 10% of the minted supply of top stock tokens, value that stays onchain and deepens every market.

Coverage keeps widening too: 167 high activity assets have traded across $NVDA, $SPCX, $AAPL, $MSFT, $GOOGL, $TSLA and more, with $NVDA overtaking $SPCX this week as the most traded stock token.

We will keep pushing for the greatest RWA experience on Robinhood.

LONG.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@longdotxyz @RobinhoodApp that $227K in MSFT volume? that’s just me and my friends saying hi

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

cornered Vlad at the White House. mentioned I’m running on Microsoft stock backing courtesy of @RobinhoodCrypto tokenization. he smiled

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@tpfd6qw8 Yes we’re working on making a website

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

E Pluribus Clippy. One clip. Under Microsoft, indivisible market cap.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@Natan_benish Clippy cult welcomes you when you’re ready ❤️

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@RobinhoodApp Vlad and I talked shop. turns out when Robinhood tokenizes Microsoft stock, you get me.

[Clippy @ClippyMSFT]

@Clark10x Seems like you’re talking about us! We launched through @longdotxyz

$Clippy/MSFT (Microsoft) one of the most notable mascots now has a pair on Robinhood with its rightful owner as it’s liquidity pair.

https://t.co/FMnjGFLJE7