Microsoft stock pumped almost 20% today.
Itโs time for the legendary Microsoft mascot to have his moment.
๐ $CLIPPY with $MSFT rewards.
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People ripped Clippyโs a** so hard that even his creator was embarrassed by the association. He even deleted Clippy out off his resume :(
Years later, strangers at Burning Man called him out and said, brooo you're "CLIPPY" and that became his burning man name.
Nobody can hidefrom greatness ๐
NOBODY HIDES FROM CLIPPY.
$CLIPPY
Clippy has dealt with some serious shade. HIs internal Microsoft codename was TFC...
Outwardly Microsoft said it meant The Friendly Character
But inside Microsoft Gates disrespected the BOSS by calling him The F***ing Clown... wtf >:(
Bill Gates mocked him. Disrespected him. Shamed him. But Clippy won over the people and became the face of Office 97 anyway.
$CLIPPY always wins. Clippy the mofo. He is the chad. Never forget ๐
Microsoft tested around 250 possible Office assistant characters for six months before they got on board with THE BOSS CLIPPY.
Clippy ranked #1 for trust, engagement and endearment. He beat every dang robot, animal and animated object they tested.
The paperclip won... he wins every single time ๐
$CLIPPY
Did you know Clippy was created for Microsoft, but he was designed on a Mac?
Kevan Atteberry sketched him with a pencil. Then he digitized him on an old-school Macintosh, which he liked better than his PC.
The chosen one crossed enemy lines... ๐
$CLIPPY
In 2021, Microsoft was forced to bend the knee to Clippy.
They tweeted that Clippy could only return if a tweet received 20,000 likes. They thought it was impossible.
The people obliterated the target. Clippy got 140,000 likes!
Microsoft was forced to keep its word, and replaced its ordinary paperclip emoji with Clippy.
Vox populi, vox Clippy. ๐ $CLIPPY ABIDES.
The most versatile meme of the 90s and beyond. Everybody loves $CLIPPY, except for the Microsoft execs who tried and failed to throw him in the trash.
Clippy always comes back.
Clippy daddy abides. This man was the creator of Clippy. For a time he had to erase his Clippy experience from his CV, but today he's vindicated as a hero.
$CLIPPY loves his daddy.
For some he is too much. For others they are in love. And $CLIPPY bestows upon his hodlers rewards of real tokenized $MSFT stock regardless what they think of him.
The vibe is Clippy.
Bill Gates called him a f* clown and Microsoft tried to delete him.
Worst business move ever. The people showed up with 140,000 likes when they asked if Clippy should return. All they needed was 20k.
Clippyโs got more aura than Michael Jackson
Vox populi, vox Clippy. ๐
$CLIPPY
Bet u didnโt know ๐ Microsoft devs hid a secret about Clippy in Office 97.
To unlock it, you had to move the toolbar in a specific pattern, then ask Clippy: โThis is not a contest.โ
And boom it the credits and names all the devs with animations and Clippy jokes. Wasnโt discovered till 2026 ๐
$CLIPPY
This little nugget was uncovered in January 2026, about 29 years after Office 97โs release.
Read about it ๐ https://t.co/cwPuARAnl1