Clippy

cheese devourer
fart enjoyer
President Tomfoolery McGee
internet pirate

[Clippy @Clippy_Kepler]

if mustard doesn't lock in i'm eating him

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Left voicemails for my students’ parents yesterday and woke up to this email

[Frederick Keys @FrederickKeys]

🚨 BREAKING: Taking his talents to Birdland!

LeBron James will reportedly follow in Michael Jordan's footsteps and pursue a career in MiLB

Welcome to Key City!

[Orioles on MASN @masnOrioles]

Final from the Queen City

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

All-Star Adley 🌟

Congratulations to @RutschmanAdley for being selected to the 2026 All-Star game!

[岩手日報buzz @iwatenippobuzz]

きょう7月5日は大谷翔平選手の32歳の誕生日です！
地元岩手から
＼＼お誕生日おめでとうございます！／／

#shoheiohtani
#HappyBirthday
#iwate
#大谷翔平
#二刀流
#デコピン
#岩手
#奥州
#水沢
#田んぼアート

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Why is calculus not introduced this way in schools?

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

A hot dog on a parachute fell in front of the Orioles booth and they dropped everything to make sure it got to a fan

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

*Screeching e̶a̶g̶l̶e̶ Oriole sound*

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Independence Day threads 🔥🇺🇸

[Clippy @Clippy_Kepler]

YESSSSSS!!! FREEDOM AT LAST!

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE! 

The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.

LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Trevor Rogers came out to talk to us postgame wearing this shirt.

He was, in fact, there to talk.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Wincinnati 🤩

[Clippy @Clippy_Kepler]

That’s so fugly

[Jeff Wallner @JeffWallner]

The Noah Kahan concert did a number on the Reds outfield.

[Chesapeake Baysox @BaysoxOfficial]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

The Chesapeake Baysox, Double-A affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles, have signed four-time NBA Champion, four-time NBA MVP, 21-time NBA All-Star, and the NBA's all-time leading scorer, LeBron James, in free agency.

#PlayAtTheBay #LeBronJames #NBAFreeAgency

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Pikpik @Pikpiktheant]

shut the fuck up bro 😭