REAL-LIFE VS VICE CITY!
Rockstar Games completely breaks the internet after frame-for-frame recreating THIS ICONIC MIAMI FOOTAGE INSIDE GTA VI ๐ณ๐
Internet goes into total meltdown as everyone prepares to jump into Vice City for THE GREATEST GTA VI MISSION EVER MADE ๐ณ๐
Can't wait to take that golden dress off
Grand Theft Auto VI is the MOST pre-ordered game in PlayStation Store history!
Industry reports estimate it has already hit 9.69 MILLION PRE-ORDERS AND NEARLY $1 BILLION IN SALES
Clavicular TAKES his new GIRLFRIEND out to FANCY dinner to PITCH her idea of "SEX TAPE" for a "instant viral moment" ๐ญโค๏ธโ๐ฉน
"You wanna make a sex tape?"
"No, I do not."
"Let's do it. See, that'd go viral"
@s6berr Day Trading is gambling, it just sounds fancy because it involves equities. Pretending you predicted some companies share price because a formula or line on a chart told you is ignorance
Clavicular was IN TEARS after FINDING OUT his new gym girlfriend does DAY TRADING for a living ๐ณ๐
"The concept of... blows my mind, but in this form, I'm not... I'm up this month. I made my weekly profit on Monday morning."
"I don't want to be responsible for other people's money... She's only bad with money when she's awake."
Clavicular SHOWS OFF his INCREDIBLE skills on Hip Thrust Machine with 360kg after asking his NEW gym girlfriend how much she weights ๐ณ๐
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"I think you can figure it out."
Clavicular REVEALS why you should NEVER wear DEODORANT after SLEEPING with multiple girls and WORKING OUT ๐ณ๐
"Indiamaxxing, I never wear it... it's actually ideal because you're untouchable."
Clavicular REVEALS why you should NEVER SWEAT at the GYM after getting QUESTIONED about his GYM FIT ๐ณ๐
"In order to, like, maximise your push, wouldn't you have to sweat a little bit?"
"You shouldn't be sweating when you go to the gym, we're training with the right amount of volume and the right amount of frequency so that our workouts."
"Because our rest periods are three to five minutes. I'm around six reps and then taking a rest, so I'm never sweating."