Charlie AKA EvilDoofus

Good and fun friend to all- My Grandma

He/Him

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

John Mellencamp couldn't exist today. This man sang the line "Suckin on chili dog" and y'all just let him get away with it.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

✅️ Inhibitions released
✅️ Rain felt on skin
□ write the rest

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

"Need me a findom, but like... the opposite. She helps me get my finances in order and thats the turn on."

Brother, I think you just want to date an accountant...

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@shamshandwich The only difference is I didn't find out how to do it from a book I bought at the scholastic book fair.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

Ahhhh, April Fools Day. The one day a year where games companies get to pitch ideas as jokes in spite of them being great projects that everyone would love to see made.

Enjoy seeing the really cool ideas these corporations dangle in front of fans, like jingling keys at a baby.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

They didn't... see you next year Elmo!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun!

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

Drake Mayebe next season, bud... Sorry.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

What does Imperialism and Sam Darnold have in common?

Overthrowing shit they shouldn't.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

I hate when these bot accounts are like, "This is the funniest thing I've seen on this website."

Oh really? A mediocre Trump impression is the funniest thing you've seen?

A guy fucked a McChicken on here.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@shamshandwich I ate the sand, where the fuck is my billion dollars?

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

I'm 29 now. I hate this website so you get content a week late if at all.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@codemiko I was going to make a joke on the earlier tweet that you should throw it down the stairs and let go let god. I didn't think you were actually going to...

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@shamshandwich Still waiting on Full Orchestral Boogaloo composed by John Williams... Maybe we'll get it in Breakin' 3

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@Orioles Pride Night baby! LET'S GO O'S

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

Before you lose your mind about this Tinder height filter thing, just remember that this absolute unit is canonically 5'3.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@shamshandwich Just wait till you see how it holds up against the US Dollar! Its like 100x worse...

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

Guys, there is a higher than 0% chance the pope has sung the Superbowl Shuffle.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

City shooting in Baltimore.

📷: Lumix S5 + Sirui Nightwalker 35mm

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

When in a plane, you shouldn't be worried about bird strike. They're just fighting for better bird work rights and a more perfect bird union.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@belatedmedia I think the issue is though, not every console or games service has this feature.

My worry is this will drive up the games market and price out the audience. It's fine if Nintendo wants to sell $80 first party games that's fine, they are well worth it.

[Charlie AKA EvilDoofus @ClipsterCharlie]

@OvileeMay "You're moves are way too fuckin tasty my guy, gotta report for bussin"