alison clarke

Music photographer, producer and Digital Communications Manager. If I'm on holiday, I'm probably at a Gogol Bordello gig.

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@Parody_PM Vom Squad

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The audience repeatedly yelling “SHAME!” at Rishi Sunak was just delicious. DE-LI-CIOUS. #bbcqt

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Now wondering how much of my own money I have to put down in an advertising slot to boot this one off the roster. Please god, my fast-forward skills are not fast enough and I need it to stop.

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@LBC I BEG YOU, please stop advertising that one episode of Rachel Johnson’s podcast on @mrjamesob’s own. I had nothing against Delia Smith before you started ramming this months-old thing down my throat every ad break, but you’re driving me bananas.

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On BBC Breakfast this morning, Jeremy Hunt attempted to gaslight us into believing that it wasn’t Liz Truss’ fault that interest rates on mortgages went up. The Tories really think we’re THAT stupid.

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Just found out the boundary changes mean I’m now in a normal constituency. Realised I’m actually going to miss all the demented leaflets about Spitfires and memorial gardens for the Queen from the random candidates. Still hoping for a lil frothing madness tho, as is customary.

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We are getting some absolutely demented leaflets through our door ahead of the Uxbridge & South Ruislip by-election next week. I long to live in a normal constituency.

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This thread is a damn masterpiece.

[Ash Preston @TheAshPreston]

🇬🇧 WHEN BRITAIN USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY 🇬🇧

A proper thread about a proper country.

I see those nostalgia pages about the UK full of just old photos of towns looking grim whilst the author says something racist. So he's a proper thread celebrating when Britain was proper! 🧵

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@riskyredel @TheAshPreston Damn! I scrolled all the way down thinking I might be the one to bring this beauty to the party.

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The Trainline advert with the hairy man getting a massage makes me want to punch my own face until my fist comes out the back of my skull. I wish I was exaggerating.

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Did anyone else’s mother in law accidentally buy them this for Christmas, or just mine?

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Tense moments yesterday when I gave my Daily Express reading dad @mrjamesob’s new book. Relief when I realised he didn’t (a) know who JOB was; and (b) saw the endorsement by @GaryLineker and said “he must be alright then”.

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I don’t even know how other places in the world celebrate this day without the EastEnders Christmas special to scream at.

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When I saw this on the news last night I flung the food I was holding at the TV. What an utterly wretched statement to make about an already vulnerable and persecuted minority.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

'We shouldn't be bullied into believing people can be any sex they want to be, they can't. A man is a man and a woman is a woman', says Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

https://t.co/xItZsH7tea

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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Productions like #Partygate are why Nadine Dorries tried to fuck around with Channel 4. I mean that as a huge compliment. Amazing job by everyone involved, and essential viewing.

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right THEEEEEERRRRE

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

People keep changing Les Dennis’ Wikipedia to claim that he’s actually a horse, so they’ve locked the page for vandalism.

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If I were Tory, I wouldn’t be crowing about winning a formerly safe seat by 495 votes. You’re basically lucky that foolish Green and Lib Dem voters were incapable of seeing the bigger picture.