Clive Asks

The inane questions of Clive, asked whilst you're enjoying a film, whilst you're walking through the door, whilst you're eating... Doesn't know he's on twitter.

[Clive Asks @CliveAsks]

SERIOUSLY?!?! (housemate just managed to both spit and slap a moth onto Clive's pizza in panic to get moth away from him) 😐#moths #moron

[Clive Asks @CliveAsks]

Been out on your bike? #no #justbeingextracarefulinthecar #imwearingafuckinghelmet

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@RossKemp6 @cosiestt

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best get one in case Clive asks... https://t.co/vx59zMYDoL

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Do you still see your mum on Tuesdays? #yep

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Do you wipe both ways? I wipe both ways... #ummmm #saywhat #clive

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Have you ever noticed that I don't eat butter? #YesitwasthefirstthingInoticed Really?? #No.

[Avalon Guns @AvalonGuns]

Red Alert at #AvalonGuns - The sign has been spotted at more than 45 degrees from its resting position. #stormdoris #help #sendbiscuits

[Clive Asks @CliveAsks]

How do you book a table? #whatmate #idiotsoftwitter #thatarentontwitter

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I don't really understand jousting... but are they able to aim for the head? #knightstale #noidea #fancytryingitclive #igoforthehead

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Is he straining so hard his brains showing through? From #Clive #Aged30 from #Somerset @Join_Dave @StrongmanCL

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Just got changed? #no #butthanksfornoticing

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In a change to normal programming Clive has decided to do his ironing in the entrance hall. #monday #extremeironing

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Have you seen my back? #wtf #yehitsbehindyou #ohfuckheshadit #waxed #ifeelsorryforthe #beautician

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Every fire needs air though doesn't it? #castaway #stilltalkinghiswaythroughthewholefuckingfilm

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What are the odds of anyone surviving all that? #itsafilm #castaway #shhhhhhh

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"Yeh but would he win in a handfight?" # James bond #whoclive? #handfight

[Clive Asks @CliveAsks]

"In bare feet I'd rather stand on dog shit than a slug" #fucksake #reallyclive #weirdo

[442oons @442oons]

Bants. Antonio doing his best Adam Johnson impression...

[Clive Asks @CliveAsks]

That man on the left is tall isn't he? #yes