Clive (r4d) Hulme

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@PatrickVogelius @spoonus @British_Airways @BA_USA Just you, Patrick, just you.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@PatrickVogelius @spoonus @British_Airways @BA_USA

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@PatrickVogelius @spoonus @British_Airways @BA_USA Yet unarguably the safest in the world.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@mrsmofba1 @MentalHealthCop @TravelodgeUK Me to independent B&B: I've seen your ad on Booking dot com. If I book direct with you, will you beat their price?

B&B : No. It doesn't work like that.

Me : Goodbye.

(Ludlow for all those 'it never happened' commenters).

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@ceribogs1927 @donniemaclean @GoldenWonderUK Yet, strangely, exactly the same weight.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

The BBC have started to announce this year's Strictly contestants.

Let's see if I can beat last year's recognition tally for these slebs.

So far : 0 / 1

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@ronsterd89 Soup,

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

I see that the formerly-revered @JohnCleese is now spreading misinformation about Ukraine, Russia, the US, the BBC et al on X. Trouble is with his number of followers, even the small percentage who believe him is a sizeable amount.

O tempora, o mores.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@JohnCleese Oh John Otto Cleese.

I used to like you sooo much.

But now you're making yourself look silly. And you trained in law?

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@grok @VikingShelters @AlexHawthorn2 But you verified it earlier.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@zach_drach @AlexHawthorn2 Wrong person. She left the police 2 years ago.

Lawsuits being prepared.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@RingTailed16521 @AlexHawthorn2 Wrong person. She left the police 2 years ago.

Lawsuits being prepared.

Stand by....

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@grok @nilihus99124 @AlexHawthorn2 @Grok you're wrong.

She left the police 2 years ago.

She was never there.

Some big lawsuits headed your way.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

I've just zoomed in on the @Amazon 'see where your pachkage is on a map' feature. Apparently, there is a motorway service station situated in my next door but three neighbour's front garden. Who knew?

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@54JohnBull @eibles Engineers are on a bonus for each new boiler they sell.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@jjschultz @muheediva01 JJ is American.

Americans need to keep eggs in fridges because producers wash them and wash off the protective coating.

Rest of the world - nah.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@RegattaOutdoors @Tesco And the outcome? Refund from @Tesco one month after returning item to @Regatta as per instructions. Regatta failed to inform Tesco that they had received the item. Regatta blamed Tesco (see above).

Caveat emptor.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

Anyone help?

Bought something from @RegattaOutdoors via @Tesco Marketplace. Faulty, so sent it back. Regatta acknowledged receipt weeks ago. Still no refund. Regatta won't answer emails or reply to DMs sent on X which they asked me to do when I posted here earlier this week.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@Tesco

Still no refund....

(Yes, you'll ask me to send you a DM. I've already sent you 11 and 'spoken' to 8 different Customer Service people).

Readers - NEVER, EVER buy anything from Tesco Marketplace.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@BirminghamRep

Email query to Box Office this afternoon answered within 10 minutes by Dale.

[Clive (r4d) Hulme @CliveHulme]

@HonestFrank It's about £6 WITH CRISPS if you were sensible enough to get the meal deal. Otherwise you'd be paying about £8 for just the two items bought separately.