Clive Kennedy

Once more into the Fray

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

The tears on my timeline are the greatest I have ever seen

I am swimming through them

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Lmao, she hated every second of the truth.

[Jack Power @jackpowerIT]

The front of today’s @IrishTimes:
Former swimming coach George Gibney arrested in the United States, on foot of a request to extradite him to Ireland to face historical sexual abuse charges

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm 44 and have never understood what a barber means when they ask if I want the back of my hair "squared off" or "tapered". I just choose randomly and have never noticed a discernible difference between the two options.

[kenna @kennagq]

The beekeeper
The transporter
The working man

Jason Statham. The Arjen Robben of action movies.

One playbook but it is good enough to be effective every time

[Jess Ní Somacháin @buttmunchsomer]

The Smyths staff realising theyve to reopen the shop after their shift has finished #LateLateToyShow

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Ever thought about viewing the world differently..? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind

1. All roads lead to Rome

[Clive Kennedy @CliveK26]

Still one of the best things I have ever read. 😅

[Clive Kennedy @CliveK26]

Arsehole..

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Ugly moment in the Putintseva vs Paolini match at the US Open.

The ball girl tries tossing the ball and Yulia watches it bounce on the ground without moving.

So many ball kids look up to these athletes. Let's try to treat them kinder.

(via @MerThomp)

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“Is this your king?”

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

News Of Simon Harris Becoming Fine Gael Leader Reaches National Children's Hospital Builders

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

Legitimately outstanding

[Dr Colm Henry, CCO HSE Ireland @CcoHse]

The HSE has been notified of the death of a person with measles -the first in Ireland in many years and a reminder of how serious it can be. Ensure your child receives MMR vaccine as part of immunisation schedule or as part of catch-up to 10 yrs through GP if you have missed out.

[Clive Kennedy @CliveK26]

Group of Death. #DHOTYA2023

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

🚨 VOTING OPEN 🚨

GROUP B - #DHOTYA2023

“100 Person Orgy”
“Pop Tart Box”
“KFC” (cc: @KFC_UKI)
“What A Nation”

Vote in the poll in the replies & RT. Voting for 90 minutes only.

[Clive Kennedy @CliveK26]

Finally....

[Josh Hallam @JoshieMcsquashy]

Here to be controversial.

[Clive Kennedy @CliveK26]

🙏🙏🙏

[johnny watterson @wattersonjohnny]

Good News from The Irish Times

[Heather Betsy @heatherbetsy]

There's a gap in the market for Sunday morning babysitting.

Someone who'll let themselves in, take your kids downstairs, dress & feed them. Followed by a quick trip to the playground, before dropping them back to you at 10.30am with a hot cup of coffee.

[Tom Moylan @moylato]

VIENNA: Beer Party is polling at 12%.

Policies include:
🍺 A beer fountain for Vienna
🍺 New 50% tax on Radlers and "other atrocities"
🍺 Monthly barrel of beer to Austrian households (50L per adult, 20L per child)
🍺 Radler buyback programme, exchanging Radlers for real beer