Achmed

*Gallic shrug*

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Things that stack on top of each other

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10 blade

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Gangnam style was so ahead of its time

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Let me feed on you.

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Watching cityscapes turn to dust…

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@ghalia1106 Did this place turn into a stagnant swamp of hatred and ignorance or did we get old enough to reminisce the about old days.

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الاختبار الحقيقي لما يطلب منك تدفع ٥ دولار لتشوف النتيجة.

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The never ending battle against time.

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Sweet: she folds up and organizes your handkerchiefs.

Pain: your immaculate, precise pocket-length folds are now gone.

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I sometimes think about my long-lost childhood dream of becoming an airline pilot but then I remember their work hours and I feel a little better.

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*checks twitter for the first time in months*

Yup still a cesspool uncoordinated garbage.

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Whenever you feel bad about yourself just remember there are people who don't like mango ice cream.

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In case the sentiment of this tweet is still vague, by answering 'yes' it increases the chances that the answer is 'no.'

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The AI Confirmation Bias Paradox.

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قلة أدب وقلة حيا وانعدام أخلاق وذمة وضمير.

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Plain toast is underrated.

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The fact they didn't prepare you for is that you will spend most of your adulthood trying to figure yourself out.

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My neighbors listen to top-tier immaculately sequenced music. Not necessarily consensual though.

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BREAKING: recharging your electronics the night before going on a trip makes you a type-A personality.

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The indescribable victory of making peace with the calamity.