clive tomorrow

Tournament survivor. Football optimist. Watching queue systems fail so you don't have to. “How the USA Won the 2026 World Cup” – Out now

[clive tomorrow @CliveTomorrow]

The World Cup was meant to unite the world.
Instead it became a month-long collision between football, celebrities, politicians, sponsors and human decision-making at its absolute worst.
"How The USA Won the 2026 World Cup ." OUT NOW https://t.co/aqIMh2IMoY

[Eric Cole @erichustls]

If you lost your job tomorrow & had to replace your salary asap, here's exactly what you should do:

Step 1: Go to Instagram and start a fresh account. Use a spare email. Nobody has to know.

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@The_Forty_Four Umm

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Spare a thought for the England fans. They haven’t had time to acclimatise.
: They feel tipsy after fewer drinks.
: Hangovers will be much worse.
: They get dehydrated more easily
#eng #worldcup

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@ActuFoot_ @RMCsport Presumably FIFA will change kick off by 6 hours?

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@PeteHall86 Did you take viagara?

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@LeonKrauze Has she taken viagara?

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@liberta___depre Will the barricades keep out the noise from the fireworks?

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I think I’ve found where England are staying in Mexico City
#eng #worldcup

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"The most American thing happening on Independence Day...
...is Canada playing Morocco in Texas”

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@Campechame42 I’m not a psychiatrist, but maybe we would boo the Mexicans if the roles were reversed? Or do you think we would welcome them with open arms?

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@herculezg It feels like the hotel isn’t a secret anymore, or am I jumping to conclusions?

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@nocontextfm1 It feels like this shouldn’t be possible with all the data that exists in football?

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What time is England kick off today? Asking for a friend

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@PolymarketSport Sssssssshh - don’t give away

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@AllFutbolMX How did Tuchel think he could keep this a secret?

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@TouchlineX How did they know where we were? Was it the two buses with England written down the side, plus the motorbike outriders and 20 or so security vehicles that travel with the team?

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@ActuFoot_ @GibranAraige Maybe we could play it in the dark, to give us more of a chance? P

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@tonjukuk But can they do it on a wet November evening in Stoke?
Yes, I think they probably could.

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@JackMac Maybe we could have a lot more teams next time? If we started with 64 groups of 4, and top 4 go through. Then the Tournament carries on until players start to die.

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@TheLaikYobaz Maybe Egypt could wear the Palestinian kit in their next game?