lickmyicing🥵

[Nae @NaesCloset]

All she want is Japanese skincare!

[300 @3vilny]

instagram can really delete that “cancel upload” button because ts never even works

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

me planning my attack cause the uber driver made the wrong turn

[hm @sexxydecoy]

If i ever say “right right” its like this

[Simone @AllBri_]

Shit, did I miss season 2???

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We need to start prosecuting these judges too😡

[𝕴𝖙𝖘𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙𝕶𝖋𝖔𝖘𝖘 ⚔️ @ItsJustKfos]

Naaaa with how slow that is, I’d hyperventilate, leave me on the sinking ship

[JessiCaT 🪷 @Jessrabbit124]

"That motherfucker is NOT REAL"

-that girl from that plane

[m✮n!e @wackamonie]

yes i eat the banana laffy taffy

[MIRA @dfwmira1]

a non sexual turn on 🫠🤤

[Laura 🌟 @Lcnvart]

When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing

[🌷 @taiwo2turnt]

Flavor enhancer of 95% of dishes btw

[Paul Young ✞ @MrURLVibez]

A refund should not take 3 business days when you took my funds in 3 seconds 😩

[𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢 @maiiunreveled]

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with they money just randomly pick one and gift it to you anonymously. 😭

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you 😭

[ruby @madmaxfinalgirl]

green grapes are better than purple grapes

[CEO 💸 🦊 @davee_the_ceo]

We don’t say “you missed the exit” we say
“Where you going” 🤣🤣😭

[𝓵𝓾𝓿𝓼♡ @kattzeye]

“The darkness” was scary asf

[kenya the podcaster ✨ @KenyaTheHunter]

I hate people who can do this dance