Sumeet Dandekar

[Sumeet Dandekar @Clns1246]

@SchuCenter @ShamsCharania You're just crazy.

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@BigBensSports @ShamsCharania @jaewhybe So, you played 69 games for the Knicks, averaged 9.2 minutes and 3.6 points, and they paid you $1.8 million, and agreed to triple it next year?

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@ssmchannels Unfortunately for her, most men (and most casting directors) will take the soulless blonde with big titties any day over the brainless weirdo who looks like Frodo Baggins with down syndrome.

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@ssmchannels Sure, she'll attract attention if she wears a headscarf... from people doing a double take, wondering why a strange little boy is wearing a crazy looking headscarf.

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@ssmchannels Fortunately for Desirée, shelters are overflowing with cats, and boxed wine is pretty cheap at Costco!

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@ssmchannels "She's my celeb crush so I had to come over and say hello."

This is her suggestion for an opening line at a bar? Anyone who opens by talking about a "celeb crush" should probably be in a gay bar, because this is getting you straight nowhere with chicks looking for a man! 😂🤣

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@NighTron1995 @ssmchannels A chick who laughs at that is either a keeper or a complete psycho. 😂🤣

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@ssmchannels Also 47. Haven't done pushups in a while. I usually just hit the machines at the gym. 10 years ago I did pushups more often and could manage to crack out 50. I don't know if I could break 40 now... I gotta give it a try again at some point when my sprained wrist heals up.

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@jasonjohncowart @DrAnitaBEtin @MattWalshBlog An adult male human.