corporate hag

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

You are not a personality hire you are a cog

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

at work looking for new places to hide

[library tomorrow cocktail @101Iight]

How it feels to have a job and be somewhere

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

The tip of my index finger on my right hand has been numb for 5 days 👍 this life just keeps getting better

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

They should invent a day that’s like today but is not today and is nothing like today

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

What’s the big idea

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

JLo and Ben Affleck

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

I get emotional when I think about mouse bc what do you mean he used to live on the street this is not a cat that was ever meant to live outside

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

This is our bisexual representation we are cooked

[cole @juul_survivor]

How it feels to be at work

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Im gonna get really good at doing yoga and being relaxed and Then they’ll all see

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

So much stuff just looks like other stuff

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Every year I think it’s going to be summer forever and now it’s going to be September next week and I’m appalled

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Almost stepped in dead rat but didn’t

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

AI training at work paired with AI generated imagery of robots in the police academy 👍

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Talking to someone in a different state makes me feel like a dog that has to eat from a puzzle feeder so I don’t eat too fast and throw up

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Like I’m just Up

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Having a 730am start time at work is dangerous bc is should not be allowed to use my phone before 10am

[corporate hag @Clockingedin]

Poll at work about what magical creature you would be and I got laughed at when I picked centaur. What’s the big idea