Clockwerk

Is this where I put something hardcore?

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I was dying of thirst and you fed me salt.

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@Ruby_331 I could ask AI to create the most AI looking Twitter profile of all time and it wouldn’t even come close to this profile even if I tried 100,000 times

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@indiwood @AlexaBliz_ I didn’t even think about the whole going all the way through, which means he has technically it’s two holes, but my statement is still true. If I poke a hole in the front of the T-shirt, I’m wearing it’s still only one fucking hole.

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@oelma__ U571

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I'm harder than Portland cement.

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@CrucialN @EllaJeanrz Actually you add 4 then add 4*2 (so you add 8) then add 8*2 (so you add 16) then you add 16*2 (so you add 32)

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@edjviscovitz @EllaJeanrz Correct.

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My dick is like Americans: Too fat but dangerous.

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I’ve got two states of mind; stoned and asleep.

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@UniteVids 🔥🦋

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@Shadypenguinn Finally getting a penis enSMALLment?

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@SerebiiNet Beedrill but no butterfree what the fuck!?

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If sleeping was your job, you’d want to wake up just so you didn’t have to go to work.

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And the question is, was I more alive then than I am now?
I happily have to disagree. I laugh more often now, I cry more often now, I am more me!

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I might believe in the Loch Ness monster and UFOs, too, but I never believed all the shit they said about you!

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Oh, rejoice, and holy fuck, you're bleeding there.

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You always amazed me, but that’s the past!

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Taking big sips from a glass of blood wine.

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I know I’ve killed a few, but none of those women were you.

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She got me high, and I hardly noticed there were tears in her eyes.