ClockworkTrump

Every day we take a step closer to the end of Trump’s presidency – with cynicism, humor, and a satirical outlook. – Satire on standby. #ClockworkTrump

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@namwella1961 An old man found a frozen snake on his way home, took it in, and nursed it back to health.

Once well, the snake bit him. As he lay dying, the man asked, "Why? I saved you, I loved you, I cared for you."

The snake looked him in the eye and said, "You stupid old man. I'm a snake.

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Guess what? Another week is over. One step closer to the goal.

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Guess what? Another week is over. One step closer to the goal.

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@OneXOneY @LeadingReport Speak for yourself, buddy. Some of us still use our brains before opening our mouths.

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@HopedealerSteve @Wrath_of_Dom @LeadingReport You really got a special talent for broadcasting your stupidity like it’s a public service announcement. Bold move, champ.

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Week by week, the numbers rise. Patience is the real superpower.

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1281 days left and still counting down

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1286 Days or as Chelsea FC would say: fuck off and let us celebrate.

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Another week has come to an end, and here we go.

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