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[clo @CloeAustin]

cannon byrd austin. april 29,2019. 5:25pm. 7ibs. 8oz.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

WHY DID WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Whenever I see people fighting over whether they were a Nick kid or a Disney kid or a Cartoon Network kid, I get so confused bc y’all were just picking one…? I was flipping between all them mfs😩

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[Skip Johnson @CoachJohnsonOU]

Lookie Here! Yesterday…. Lives Forever!!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[ESPN @espn]

THE STAGE IS SET IN OMAHA 🏆

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

If a fetus is a person at 6 weeks, shouldn’t a deadbeat dad owe child support starting then? Or is "life begins at conception" only convenient when it controls women?

[isa @crlnzzx]

como a vida ia soar se o odio que depositam em lgbts fosse depositado em pedofilos, estupradores, machistas, misoginos e homofobicos

[Chris Cadence @ChrisCadence]

White Privilege is being a former Escort that can barely speak English properly and people honor you at the White House meanwhile a successful accomplished Black Women gets disrespected 10 years removed from office.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

Literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a little left over for savings no matter what job they do. Why is that so absurd to some people?

[parks @parkersity_9]

My brother in Christ we have child-eating demons walking among us right now. Idgaf bout a alien