Cloë Eckert

I’m just here for the laughs

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im not “spreading rumors about you” im “contributing to your legend and mythology” and you’re welcome.

[Magills @magills_]

@POTUS

[John Summit @johnsummit]

im drunk and im high and im ready to make some bad decisions

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Emailing my boss every Friday to ask him what his favorite thing I did that week was

[Cloë Eckert @CloeEckert]

@LTADpartners Ur

[doomer @uncledoomer]

average cadillac buyer

[omni ⋆˙⟡♡ @omnichibb]

Astrologers everywhere can retire

[Cloë Eckert @CloeEckert]

@tommytejada123 Hate when this happens

[Nighthawk @NathanPine99]

Happy birthday tomcat! 😘😘@tommytejada123

[otm shank @peterjmarshall]

SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDERS

[mujula @jessyjule]

Hi @instagram what’s the point of following people if my timeline is filled with content of those I don’t follow???

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

call me crazy but hey maybe don’t make fan edits and compilations about this?? what the hell

[🧢 @defffkapp]

him, on facetime: you’re so beautiful

me:

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

get my ass up and work

[𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞👩🏻‍💻 @ReallyHotBitch]

designer jewelry is literally throwing your money in a manhole. why is acne studios selling a $400 necklace made of BRASS? might as well take me out back and shoot me.

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

tbh the whole culture of “NOT ENOUGH PPL ARE SPEAKING ABOUT THIS WE NEED TO RAISE AWARENESS” has really made misinformation so much worse bc ppl feel compelled to write + share posts asap before they’re shamed. obvi a lot of other factors but just something to think about