Clog Monster

Building fatbergs and clogging your pipes, one wipe at a time...

Account run in parody by @FlushSmart.

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart @CASA_CleanWater @INDANonwovens Oh, are you all coming to my neighborhood? Thanks for the heads up... 😆

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Hey, when do I get a Clog Monster Appreciation Week??? 🧐

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart YES! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! Get my autograph before I really blow up!

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Personally, there's nothing cozier than cuddling up to a pile of non-flushable wipes on a brisk autumn day.

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart It's never #MissionImpossible when it comes to clogging your toilets for me. 😏😏😏

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Good grades? Smart flushing habits? Okay NERDZ.

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Why munch on a popsicle when you can munch on a baby wipe?? 😋

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart For an alliance of HATERS you sure do love my movie features!! #FanBehavior

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart I take non-flushable wipes people send down the toilet to feed my family. Nonprofit (@FlushSmart) launches a smear campaign against me. Who's the real bad guy here??

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart My toilet clogs are keeping plumbers and plunger producers EMPLOYED.

Save the economy, send me your non-flushable wipes today!!!!!

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

9/10 experts agree that you should totally absolutely give me all your wipes labeled with the “Do Not Flush” symbol.

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Get a load of these guys… as if one wipe would have consequences on your wallet, home health, local sewage systems, the environment, drinking water, and utility rates.

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
People flush things from FOGs to wipes to shoes
And they make lovely fathers for me and you!

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@NSACTION_US @FlushSmart You're right, there should be no more guess work. Flush them ALL down the toilet 😈😈😈

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

🎵 When I grow up I want to be famous, I wanna be in movies.🎵

You'll WANT to say you were one of my OG fans. Follow me now to be a part of the journey to spill sewage, clog pipes, and cause chaos. 😎

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@RisingTidePtr @FlushSmart I’m always 🌟rising to the occasion 🌟 when it comes to clogging your toilet 😏 🚽 Keep the wipes coming folks!

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

@FlushSmart Step Aside Ladies and Gents, it’s MY TIME TO SHINE! 🌟

While I am starring in this trailer, I’m touring across California and coming to a toilet near you soon!!

Keep the clogs coming folks. 😈😈😈

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

Hello, World! I’m the coolest Clog Monster on the block.

While you may think your little wipes labeled with the "Do Not Flush Symbol" don’t make any difference, you’d be surprised at how helpful they are on my mission to clog every pipe in California.

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

Wondering what I’m doing on Twitter? I just love to pop up when you least expect me. Stop flushing non-flushable items or you’ll start seeing me in more unexpected places. #DontFeedtheBeast

[Clog Monster @ClogMonster]

Think that when you flush non-flushable items, they just disappear? Well, allow me to introduce myself. I’m the Clog Monster. If you keep feeding me, we might get to meet IRL. #DontFeedtheBeast