Kevin Lansford

Forged in the fires of a pillow factory. Kam and Abbey's dad. Randy and Kristen's step dad. Better than this plane of existence deserves.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Dean_Stahl You could always take up professional sports? I think they make decent money.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Katapult Looks like it, but it isn't nearly as heavy as they make it out to be on the show.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Katapult She named it Mr. Nibbles after Nibbler from Futurama.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Katapult Two weeks ago I got Abbey a guinea pig. It's still alive!

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

Abbey and I on Easter.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Josh_Finney It's just the one or two bad ones, Josh. Don't you watch the news everytime this shit happens?

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Katapult It depends on if they get a good sell through. That's what's most important.

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@Katapult Yelling too. I meant yelling. But the t was just there so I decided it needed to be hit to.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Katapult I did, now stop telling at me.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Dean_Stahl That's too many cats, are you running a restaurant? Keep after it. I'm staying away from the gym until I hit 150. And thanks.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Dean_Stahl In the past few years I have gotten older and smaller. I have a step grandson now. Down to about 160 lbs.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@emilymarie26 No worries. It doesn't look like you can go wrong either way. S8 plus looks phenomenal too.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@emilymarie26 If you preorder a LG G6 from Att at least, it will probably ship same day. Mine arrived the middle of last week. I love it.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@emilymarie26 https://t.co/N1FCJUFN43

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@Dean_Stahl Great news. At this rate you should have a trade by the time I turn 50 lol.

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Dean_Stahl Missed you too man. How's life besides the wonders of work?

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@Dean_Stahl Alive and kicking. How about you my brother? Yeah. I'll do better.

[I have moved to @Kat_AiA @Katapultmoved]

PreOrder your copy of The Sadist's Bible by @NicoleCushing published by @01Publishing https://t.co/kNId5ymYtj

[Kevin Lansford @Clonek]

@BJLG Is he in the bagger?