Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson

not the same clorisa simpson from that resume you’re looking at, she’s a better clorisa simpson and you should hire her

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

“I should go on LinkedIn” - Me when I’m absolutelyzooted™️

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

Banking is so cool

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@deefontein They would be unstoppable if they worked together.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@AirCanada @ThailandInsider Please respond to my DMs re your company policy about lying to get out of paying refunds other ac employees told you to apply for.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@AirCanada @BlueMoon_Canada Please respond to my DMs re your company policy about lying to get out of paying refunds other ac employees told you to apply for.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@AirCanada @BlueMoon_Canada Please respond to my DMs re your company policy about lying to get out of paying refunds other ac employees told you to apply for.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@AirCanada @VoyagerYEG Please respond to my DMs re your company policy about lying to get out of paying refunds other ac employees told you to apply for.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@AirCanada @FlyYEG Please respond to my DMs re your company policy about lying to get out of paying refunds other ac employees told you to apply for.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@bodyrinse @gabebergado Haha, hell yeah

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

Imagine miraculously surviving that submarine nightmare and then checking twitter and then having to survive another nightmare of being so meticulously and fairly roasted

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

Noted.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

If I see a couple of assholes building a giant 4 piece puzzle, I know your brand is shit

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

Honestly, this looks like it would feel really good.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

I meant what I said.

[Dara Fontein @deefontein]

“This is what god intended. People just lying by a pool in the sun.” - @ClorisaSimpson

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

Me: “did you see what they did to Flounder?”
@deefontein: “oh yeah! They like made him old”
Me: *face of confusion*
@deefontein: “he’s suppose to be baby”

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

It’s interesting because everyone else’s teen room/home has added to their character and gave us insight about their upbringing and family dynamic/socioeconomic class. But we really don’t know anything about Shauna’s family or upbringing.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

A #Yellowjackets detail that I don’t see a lot of people talking about is that teen Shauna’s bedroom is the same as the upstairs of the cabin. 🤔

Same exposed rafters, raw wood floors. Take away the furniture, posters/wallpaper and built in shelfs, that’s the exact same room.

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

@MeredithLoftus 🎵🎤 “WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT WOAHOAHAHO WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT WOAHOAHAHO!!”✨

[Clorisa “ಠ_ಠ” Simpson @ClorisaSimpson]

Very cool grocery store find

[Dara Fontein @deefontein]

love seeing #IWD posts from companies I’ve personally seen destroy the mental health of women in my life 🥰