Carlos A Ortiz

I do things, I have interests.

[artwithbees @artwithbees]

I'm delivering the portrait of Frankie the dog to his owners today! I'll be uploading a timelapse of me painting him soon so please look forward to it! #petportraits #dog #painting

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

hittin the town, only bringing the essentials.

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

NASA: There might be life on Mars!
World: how do you know?
NASA: 2 words, Alien Farts.
https://t.co/MRsDvOFzbk

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@UniqloUSA I think your angular app is broken

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

#E32019 has got me feeling like lukewarm tap water. I hope you come in clutch @NintendoAmerica

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

Im A Fan of @ItsRamiMalek

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

Shoutout to @insomniacgames you may not have won a game award this year but FUCK you guys deserve one Hell of an honorable mention. Literally any other year of gaming and you guys would have killed it at the awards. It was a freaking incredible year for games congrats to all.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Artists should dress how they want. Done here.

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@The_Captain5505 @handstoholdme The best thing about it, is they literally did. The director asked him the improv as himself

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@kerryshawcross I don't know, I just browse Twitter to look and memes and witty tweets. Sorry I couldn't be more help.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It’s super messed up that a Tesla crash resulting in a broken ankle is front page news and the ~40,000 people who died in US auto accidents alone in past year get almost no coverage https://t.co/6gD8MzD6VU

[Agent J 📛 @EliteAgentJ]

Tried to make a video like @BarbroFarbror but i can't into Vegas so here's the result

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

WHOLESOME https://t.co/viix7H14kh

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

God of War director's review reaction is a reminder that games are made by humans: https://t.co/73eJBa2Nvp

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

When we get the tech to record our dreams in high def, we will need new privacy legislation to protect us.

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@giantsparrow your game What Remains of Edith Finch was an artistic masterpiece of and one of the best narrative experiences I've ever had, but i'm sure that's pretty obvious by now after all those awards. Holy cow well deserved, only wish I played it sooner. It gave me chills.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Scientists are simply adults who retained and nurtured their native curiosity from childhood.

[Sean Evans @seanseaevans]

"It's the Senate hearing with hot questions and even hotter wings"

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@OnionVidalia https://t.co/0N6DuKgGxJ

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@indie3goddess YES that would be perfect

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

ooooooo YES https://t.co/BUm6GQR9mo

[Carlos A Ortiz @ClosAOrtiz]

@indie3goddess Nah just hyped for the new Spider-Man game.