Clay “The Closer” Klein

H2P. 4.1 Handicap. Catch and Shooter. 5 time fat chick cracker. Above average Chinese accent.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@shivripsbag Thankfully not a libtard. She’s fiscally liberal which I can change. Lemme know your thoughts Mr. mittel.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

Option A: Ex-wife really cool 90 percent of the time, unbearable 10 percent

Option B: 10/10 body, Liberal but not the really gay kind, Vegetarian

Who’s the right one for Clay?

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@MitchCorc18 @PeteNakos Thank god. Send his ass packing.Doesn’t even have the intelligence of a hs coach

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@fischtank13 We get it Capel let you sit on the bench. Same with bum ass Ben Mayhew and KJ Marshall. Maybe some actual players instead of you bums and we would have made a sweet 16

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@akshayyburner Take a D3 eater and if you can’t get in her box. Call up the D1 late night.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@carsoncooperszn @bxbomber9922 @iheartcamward Dumb and dumber joined the thread I see

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@tyjeromesburner Hall of fame 3pt percentage. Congrats bucket getter. Now close her at formal.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@tyjeromesburner Only count the wins not the losses. You still have life

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@hooosierdaddy67 Bullet, unless he’s big and black you’ll be fine

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@tyjeromesburner Ty, I found the ex wife after missing 5 date party shots. All you need is one. Huck shots with confidence not desperation.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@elliotmellinger @wiacwilly One of the smart ones

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

Guess the race of the woman yelling on speaker in Starbucks while eating McDonald’s

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@elliotmellinger @wiacwilly See you in towers Jitty. You want A, B, or C?

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@trekeitheon I think the term criminals is more appropriate than gentlemen just my two cents

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@lsen8960 Fella on the right knows ball. 3 collars and the fox chapel swat. Fella on the left needs to ditch the hoodie and tournament logo. Have some class.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@aaronDmanDonald @elliotmellinger Capital of the squids

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@ComeToTheBay Herm, you’ve inspired me. Tomorrow night can’t come soon enough.

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@Thaddiuschunder @ComeToTheBay I second this. Number 1 rule never admit you were wrong just keep extending the lie

[Clay “The Closer” Klein @Closerclay]

@wiacwilly @illogicalreb Only time you treat with an ounce of respect is in front of her rents. Remember that JB.