Anderson Pooper

If I don't get a lot of followers soon my Mom's going to make me quit twitter & move back into facebook with her & Dad. I am so humiliated.

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In Canada, we have National Immigration and Customs Enforcement. We call them NICE. I'm sorry. I'll just let myself out the door now.

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@SomaKazima This is fucking stupid.

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I don't tweet here a lot, but I just dropped in to say, "Am Yisrael Chai." The people of Israel live. Zionist af here. I wish departing followers well.

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@kipconlon And she pointed out that pedantic is an insulting word used to describe someone who annoys others by correcting small errors, caring too much about minor details, or emphasizing their own expertise especially in some narrow or boring subject matter.

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Do you know what makes me feel young again? Nothing. Goddammit.

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I'm not here much lately, but once in a while, I do visit. I just want you to know that I support and stand by Israel. If that's a problem for you, then there's a solution. Leave. I'm never here to debate with you on this topic.

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Toronto.

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@calluptome Mr. lizard was in the yard.

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@calluptome I can't figure out if it's the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning but either way, nfg.

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@calluptome @LolOverruled At least dope smoke gets me happy. This fire smoke, not so much.

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@calluptome I can barely breathe. Asthma!

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@calluptome I need to wake up.

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@Sshh_ImReading Show me the money.

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Eyes burning here.

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@NotOwenMeany left

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@calluptome Seems like it went fast.

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@trialfemme Popeil nutcracker

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@MadScientistFF Mom's

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Elon, do you hear the sound of one hand clapping yet?
Wait. Soon.

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It's been a great ride since March 2009, Twitches. Queue Thanks for the Memories.