Closeted Moderate

NYC. Not closeted and voted for Cuomo for mayor so I can say that I am moderate on Hinge.

[Luannsmugshot @luannsmugshoot]

Starting to miss when I would drink 4 times a week

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Drake Mayes wife is uggo

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

The sniffles map was engineered in a way that makes everyone seem close to you on the nyc grid

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Had me thinking my screen was cracked

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Do people dress up in costumes on Halloween at jury duty

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Taking a hard look in the mirror after dumpster diving on Grindr coming up empty and having post nut clarity after jerking

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

You can’t call yourself a twink unless Josh Flagg follows you on instagram

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Bad fupa bad accent bad attitude

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Jessel taank needs a nose job and get her veneers fixed

[ryan @cowboysunse6]

Gay guys be like I just want a man with big biceps and hairy armpits

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

#itdidNOTendbecauseofpregnancy

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Guy Ritchie knows how to direct

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

I resonate with the lyric “think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed”

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

When a guy practices ethical non monogamy by keeping his wedding ring on while you hook up

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

I ran out of cheese so I put hummus on eggs

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

I accidentally bought and put on a screen protector that isn’t a privacy screen and now that is society at larges problem

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

The gays are using Snapchat as a Grindr alternative

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Clavicular is innocent of all charges, he was experiencing post-nut psychosis.

[Closeted Moderate @ClosetdModerate]

Sorry View 34 JAPs I took all the Diet Coke at cvs