Closeted Gay Jock

Typical jock trying to find himself.

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I love when the other team trash talks!

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Nah dude me and her are just good friends.

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Waistbanding my boner is so easy in my wrestling uniform.

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Hey do you wanna keep practicing snaps after practice in my room?

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Here come behind me and I'll show you how to properly squat.

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Lets keep working on box outs coach.

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Yeah dude they're making me do choir AGAIN! It's so gay.

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No its OK I can sow my own letters to my letter jacket.

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Haha dude whip me with that towel again!

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@OL_K_RIDDLE Yeah just make sure to move closer to my face friend!

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I'll be the pitcher or catcher I just wanna try it

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Yeah I swing that way!

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Why'd you get up so fast after tackling me friend?

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Dude bro it'd be hilarious if we went to homecoming together!... Like just as a joke.

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Yo every time I score a touchdown I want all you guys to pile on me.

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I think these football pants should be tighter to prevent injuries... I also think they should be ass-less.

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I can play center!

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NBA let's keep these European players coming!

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Does Under Armour make egg shell white socks?

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Oh I thought it was breast cancer month this month... So I'm just gonna keep the pink on.