Christian Contreras

Father, Chemist, Engineer, Educator, plastic slinger and more.(But not much more)

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@angew_chem published a paper with the following. I’m appalled, disappointed, but not surprised. I wonder if the lack of POC is academia is at all correlated with the hostile tone shared by the academics that accepted this work.

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

Son of Man(tetokounmpo)

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

The face of basketball.

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@Lana_del_rico 2nd at regionals

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

Kamala Harris can still win the election if Hasbro has the courage to do the right thing

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Meena Harris, the vice-president’s niece, posts a new photo of the VP playing connect four with her great-nieces.

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

I could joke about the Parlay win over Tower but to be serious for once, it was a pleasure to chat with @wi_statebird after our win. She showed our team a lot of respect after the game and really gave us a lot of props for the win.

[Ultiworld @Ultiworld]

A Lighthouse Stands Tall: The Rise of Sacramento @towerulti ->

[Pres. by @SpinUltimate | Photo: @UltiPhotos] https://t.co/4byjcvMiDG

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

2¹³⁶²⁷⁹⁸⁴¹−1, discovered today, is the largest known prime. It's a Mersenne prime (2ᵖ-1), which are easier to find.

It took nearly 6 years for the GIMPS software to find it after the previous largest known prime. It was also the first Mersenne prime found using GPUs.

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@stephenasmith @MBTYuGiOh

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

Me trying to fix the drain trap in my laundry room: “Mom can you pick me up? Yea I went to Lowe’s and referred to the part I needed by the wrong name. Yea the employees are still laughing. Ok, I’ll wait out front, thanks, love you too.”

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@bring_snaaacks Girl, same

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@thecoltgreen Come to Chi next year, lead with me

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

I think you’re gonna have to take an L after this one @PHL_Phoenix

[Philadelphia Phoenix @PhlPhoenixUFA]

FUN FACT: The Hotbirds have a 2-0 all-time record on Cinco De Mayo, including a 21-16 win over DC on May 5th, 2013.

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

#7 literally with to Nationals with NU

[Lake Effect @LakeEffectUlti]

don’t forget #47 🥶

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

At this point, I think I coach HS ultimate just to keep up with the latest memes.

[Indianapolis Red @IndyRedUltimate]

🚨Red Alert 🚨

📢 Now Introducing THE 2024 Indy Red Captains:

🔥Risa Umeno🔥

🔥Maketa “Mak” Mattimore🔥

🔥Sydney Olund🔥

We’re Reddy for them to lead us on the field this season!

Congratulations Risa, Mak, and Sydney!

#WeAreREDdy #LightTheFire #PUL2024

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@SopranosWorld “Mussolini was Hitler’s bitch”

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

Yo wtf @VanessaLachey

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

So I guess I’ll see some people at US Open?

[Illinois Ultimate @IL_Ultimate]

🤩 Christian Contreras will be coaching the U20 Boys/Open team for IU at the 2024 Youth Club Championships!

#TheRedHots *
#chidog
#stateofcorn
#flatballflatlanders

*shout out to the OG Red Hots, the adult team run by Lisa P - didnt realize there were multiple hots last year ;)

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

Running a two man but accidentally falling in love w the other man…

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@bring_snaaacks Me

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

The realest moment of the Gilmore Girls is when Paris's family loses their wealth and she immediately starts reciting the greatest hits from the Communist Manifesto

[Christian Contreras @Clotblock]

@stayintonight what a coincidence! I'm rewatching Gilmore Girls