Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair

memory is shot. mako poisoning or something. don't expect me to remember shit.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

My name may be Cloud, but I'm not a cloud service. I can't store anyone's data or information in me. I can't even store my own information in my head...like where I put my security keycard...

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet Huh... I didn't even think of that. Only one way to find out, right, Pokey? I'd ask if he's limbered up, but he's pretty much all limbs anyway.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet @FairestSOLDIER cool. be right there :)

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet @FairestSOLDIER Oh, uh...good question......he likes things from the hibatchi...teppanyaki stuff...but he'll pretty much eat anything you put in front of him

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet cool. but it's fine if you don't find anything. ill still come

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet uhhhh I was serious.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet I'll only dance to the pungi today. find music with that and you've got a deal

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet hm. what were you thinking

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet piss and vinegar isn't motivation to dance is what I mean.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet no. s p i t e. as in piss and vinegar

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet I have no spirit. Nothing moves me but coffee and spite.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

One thing about Zack that's amazing is that he makes me coffee every day even though he doesn't drink it himself.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet That's unhinged behavior. He's the perfect example of why people say "Girl, don't walk—RUN!" What a creep.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

I think it's time to take the baby chocobo to the vet tomorrow for a check up. I'm sure she'll get a clean bill of health, especially since she's a big baby choker now.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

the chocobo chick is now using my entire head as a nest. one of these nights she's gonna smother me in my sleep.

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

Oh man, a salami calzone? With mushrooms and fresh mozzarella?? Sign me up. 🤤

[Cloud 🐣 Strife-Fair @CloudCrisis]

@RedSekhmet Moisturize...you mean that...seee...elf care thing? :P nah, don't think I need anything at this point. I'm well enough to grab what I need now that I'm out. Midgar better prepare itself, I'm back.