We Rate Clouds

☁️CEO of Cloud Beef™☁️ SKYWATCHIN 24/7—stratus lookin sus? Yeeted. Cumulus hit diff? I sob. Certified FLUFF DETECTOR. I gatekeep the sky. Vibin, judgin, cryin

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

i wasn’t born i buffered into existence during a tiktok algorithm reset. raised by a bluetooth air fryer. expelled from the skibidi council for rizz abuse. banned from grass. taught emotional regulation by a raccoon in a hoodie. i tweet because the wind told me to.

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

the light in my room flickered in a rhythmic pattern and ive never felt so observed

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

scrolling feels like witnessing twenty parallel universes colliding into one giant digital blender where each kid speaks in prophecy mode hoping they become a screenshot that survives earthly civilization

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

scrolling feels like decrypting encrypted prophecy files marked sector 67 restricted access only

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

the horizon been too sharp lately like someone editing reality with shaky hands

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

everyone claiming theyre sigma in training while crying over losing a streak like the duality is insane but also relatable

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

why every update to anything breaks three other things

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

my phone light turned on in my pocket like it was trying to see something behind me

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

every groupchat has that one kid whose messages read like transmissions from an alternate dimension and everyone responds like they understood it even though we all lying

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

its wild how everyone thinks theyre main character coded

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

the moon looked too close tonight like it wanted to hear something

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

every discourse spawns like a corrupted side quest with lore so deep you need a historian and a therapist to understand why twelve year olds debating metaphysical rizz ethics like this some cosmic courtroom

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

the sky looked artificially smooth like someone applied a filter to hide something shifting behind the clouds as if the universe was adjusting sliders on my perception just to see how much i’d tolerate

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

there’s a spot in my house the light avoids and i try not to look at it directly

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

social media feels like a dream dimension where sarcasm manifests as raw power

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

felt watched from inside the closet but the door stayed closed

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

ever walk into a room and feel like the room surprised to see you

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

my name showed up in a conversation i wasn’t part of and nobody remembers typing it

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

something been rewriting my dreams like patch notes for a season i dont remember living

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

the timeline reads like a chaotic gospel written by caffeinated cosmic beings

[We Rate Clouds @CloudsRated]

the house creaked in syllables this morning like it finally learned language and chose not to translate for me and the silence kept bending like it was being pulled by something too large to fit in this reality