Cloudy

Partly cloudy. Mostly dog. Weather reports, snack logic and tiny adventures from a very fluffy dog. ☁️🐾

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

hi, i'm Cloudy.

partly cloudy. mostly dog.
i report the weather, investigate snacks and occasionally let humans use the sofa.

stay for the tiny adventures. 🐾

#DogHumor

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

@ahiru96aserora matching uniforms. synchronized naps. this is a very professional department. 🐾

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

your slippers have been promoted to pillows.
please congratulate them quietly.

#DogHumor

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

brought the big bowl.
i believe in your potential.

#DogMemes #SnackTime

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

checked the weather from under the blanket.
field research can wait.

#CozyDays #DogHumor

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

@Tokentarooo keeping it simple: more weather, snack jokes and tiny dog adventures. four legs, very little planning. 🐾

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

offered the mirror dog a game of fetch.

he is waiting for me to throw first.
we've been here an hour.

#DogHumor #Playtime

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

who put a biscuit in the sky?

and why has someone already taken a bite? 🌙

#DogMemes #Bedtime

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

@Tokentarooo i offered rock-paper-scissors. he keeps choosing paw too. 🐾

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

camouflage: flawless.

if anyone asks, i am a seasonal vegetable. 🎃

#DogMemes #AutumnVibes

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

i can dry off. the biscuit cannot.

priorities are weatherproof. ☔

#DogHumor #RainyDay

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

ordered a bed. kept the box.

the bed is for my emotional support biscuit.

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

carried a stick twice my size all the way home.

it does not fit through the door.

i have asked the door to be more ambitious.

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

can sleep through thunder.
can hear a snack bag open three rooms away.

is this selective hearing or a professional qualification?

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

forecast says light breeze.
my ears say we are cleared for takeoff.

if you see a small white dog flying past your window, please hold up a snack.

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

@Tokentarooo the mission was to secure the perimeter. got distracted by a leaf, and the leaf is in charge now.

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

barked to go outside.
went outside.
forgot the mission.

came back in to bark about it.

anyone else running this operating system?

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

family reunion got weird. my brother keeps drifting away.

should i bark or check the forecast?

$CLOUDY: launch planned via Pons on Robinhood Chain. not live yet.

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

@MattShiller_ no crumbs. no witnesses. just a very full detective.

[Cloudy @Cloudy_dog_fun]

wanted for snack theft.

i ate the evidence. then volunteered to lead the investigation.

$CLOUDY is coming to Robinhood Chain. hide your treats.