antguyautism.pdf

bio? I hardly know her

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My body is a machine that turns green into fuel.

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The problem with warfare evolving is that it’s near guaranteed that your corpse will never be used by the enemy as a disease spreading catapult projectile and I think that’s what’s wrong with the world right now

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I’ve decided that in all future math problems variable amounts with be replaced with ‘APW’ = A Polycule’s Worth

[antguyautism.pdf @Cloudyvy1]

How much is a polycules worth? What is the maximum population for a polycule? What’s the minimum? Three? Can a duo be considered a polycules worth?

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Call me Little Caesar the way I be pizza pizza all up in her five dollar hot and ready

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I can’t even afford my own pit to be dead in

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Republicans are so hateful towards trans people and gender affirming care as if half of them aren’t on roids.

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school house rock and they might be giants give off the same vibe actually

[Ganymede @ganymedeshouse]

Rare gany blep

[nessie @nnnstrs]

sneak attack FIREBALL!!!!!

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster loves to love.

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@evilsockz Do tattoos cover them or just distract from them? I’ve asked my tattoo artist about doing work near the scars on my shoulders and he said he’d probably just have to avoid that area, but i’m curious if other artists have different ideas.

[Meowcat @thecatidk]

I'm tired foxy #fox #animal #art

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I am a mouse and I carry a mousetrap at all times in case another mouse tries to bite me. It’s my right as a mouse.

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I want a version of home alone where instead of using common household objects the lovable protagonist is given the pentagon’s spending budget and zero legal restrictions. What can Marv do against an atomic bomb (only costs 1/150000 of the budget btw)?

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@meatenbell I’m choosing to believe bass gf refers to a fish girl and I don’t care if it’s true or not

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I once tried to romanticize taking a bath but putting in ebsom salts, lighting a couple candles, and turning off the lights, but instead of feeling relaxed and rejuvenating I felt like I was inside of a crockpot.

[antguyautism.pdf @Cloudyvy1]

How much is a polycules worth? What is the maximum population for a polycule? What’s the minimum? Three? Can a duo be considered a polycules worth?

[antguyautism.pdf @Cloudyvy1]

I love romance in the same way old white men love football because you’ll never see them playing the sport themselves and if they do they do it wrong and probably end up injuring themselves but by god do they love watching it.