Jester, pHD

Connoisseur of Gallow's Humor/looking for something to laugh at.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Now is a good time to remind you that Asante Samuel scored a 10 on his Wonderlic cognitive test for the NFL. Yes, that would be a 10 out of 50.

The son he raised scored a 12.

[Michael Connell 🇮🇪 @FeargAgusFuath]

"The African rapist was made an Irish Citizen in 2009. Checkmate, racist."

[trappy 🎀🍓 @c1nnamonbunny]

Why is Bubbles obese

[Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior) @IamSean90]

This lady just disappeared in March while still collecting her nearly $180k salary & suddenlu showed back up the day after her months long "mental health leave" was reported on publicly. What a joke

[Heel vs Babyface @heelvsbabyface]

BASED!!!!!!!

[Count Luke Twombly von Jolly @ltwombly93]

People who are complaining that he spends the first half of the movie murdering white people not migrants fail to understand that it’s hammering home an important premise.

“Always hang a traitor before you shoot an enemy”

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

He’s right.

Third worlders who will vote for the most free shit were resettled in every part of America.

They’ve already been naturalized and spawned citizen offspring.

Our current system can’t stop what’s coming.

[Tangential @TrueTangential]

“Vikings? Awesome! Murder axe to the face, Norway row celebration, cool!”

“Mongols? Awesome! Greatest land empire, arrows pew pew, Ghenghis DNA all over Asia, cool!”

“Crusaders? Yikes my guy, don’t you know they kay-i-el-el-e-dee people? Not wholesome chungus, not at all!”

[Bunburyōdō (文武両道) (Bun) @bunburyoudoujp]

The Last Samurai grossed 13.7 billion yen (over $120 million). It was MASSIVELY popular in Japan.

Why do think it was a flop?

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

They all have to go back, man. Every last one.

[Cyael @Cyael]

Everyday a new depth of garbage

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

I can’t wait for this fat Korean Nepo
Baby to poorly voice a grizzled old Japanese man. It’s going to be Yong Yea levels of cringe.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

Not in the Epstein files. Never started a Podcast. Couldn’t tell you what Dispensationalism is or the difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims

just did it all for the love of the game

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

What Stalin would you like me to read?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Gonna be the first guy to file an appeal and somehow end up with more time

[rick james @Saviorforcod]

@KyleKulinski Still hasn't condemned the uk Muslim rape gangs but my fault he's too busy destroying nyc