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all my homies philosophers

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[marin @yajeetz0]

taking her out to chicago union station sbarro for our first date

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The secret war against the yetis rages on

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Big dogged him

[Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇾🇸🇧🇳🇨🇰🇲🇹🇰🇬🇩 @Illusory_Ace]

First pride month without Charlie Kirk

[Hasanabi productions (meme account) @HasanabiProd]

Last year Hasan Piker spoke at The Oxford Union and highlighted the rise of antisemitism, fascism and the dangerous conflation between criticism of Israel and all Jewish people.

He was invited to speak again but pro-Israel groups successfully persuaded the UK Gov to ban him from entering the country.

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

Adam silver saw twitter and made a call for sure lmao. Roger better be watching.

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

OKC is getting DESTROYED — So Shai flops and cries to the refs, free-throws awarded!! 💪🏼🔥

Then @NBAonNBC show every replay possible, except for the bogus foul call 😂

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

21k likes on this post screams bot’s because the president is a fucking pedophile who fucking whines almost as much as @StephenM

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

When does America realize that all of this is just training for election day?

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

@StephenM when you saw the tweet calling you ugly, did you shit, piss or cry first?

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

That bald headed freak mad asf at this, probably stomping his little feet around huffing and puffing lmao😂🤣

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

thomas massie pushed to release the epstein files and trump’s allies spent more than $15 million to remove him from office. the president is a pedophile

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

Right in our faces bro lmao. trump behind the scenes drooling while baron is kicking his feet giggling as his secret Polymarket account makes another few million from using insider information.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

JD Vance on Trump's $1.8B slush fund:

We're trying to give money-- uh, not give money... compensate people

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

@j_hamuel God wasn’t done with you after game 7

[just matt @questionableway]

high gambling taxes driving sportsbooks to reduce in-state operations? huge policy win. goodbye and good riddance

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

Ebola and Cuban drones in 24 hours, wonder what trades are being prepared by the president and his cabinet. Surely all legal and ethical.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: WHO declares Ebola outbreak a global health emergency

[John Bresnahan @bresreports]

3,700 trades by a sitting president

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: Last thing we need right now is a war.

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

And get Jalen duren off the court fuck you

[jakè @Cloyd__j]

$5 gas, Epstein cover up, new war, higher inflation, insider trading etc. Perfect platform for someone from his admin to run on for president lmfao gerrymandering the fuck outta red states won’t even save them from complete embarrassment and prosecution for their crimes

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

What Rubio vs AOC election would look like: