sal ✦

[Halfbaked8 @halfbakedhex8]

"Huh?! IS THAT...??!"
"THAT'S RIGHT DIESEL 10 - IT'S THE GRIMACE BIRTHDAY SHAKE FROM McDONALDS - I POUR THIS IN YOUR TANK, IT'LL SEIZE YOU UP FOR GOOD!"

[did you know that there’s a henry under ocean blvd @heninism]

wgi headquarters

[Reveille X @reveille]

I threw out the first pitch today!!

Thank you for having me, Mr. @CoachSchloss and my new @AggieBaseball friends! 🐾⚾️

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@hydbhb maybe you’ll get lucky and they somehow ask about rubella and measles

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@ranaltboo why

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@Ranboosaysstuff i can’t ignore the none pizza with right beef mr. Ranboo Live. it looks like a crime.

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@foolishlvr kinda funny but from the game sally face and the song saline solution✨ i loved how saline sounded as a name and shortened it to Sal as a nickname when introducing myself cause of the character Sal Fischer :D

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@salineupdates wish i hadn’t

[Ranboo @Ranboosaysstuff]

NATIONAL RANBOO DAY IS ALMOST HERE AND TO CELEBRATE IT IS GIVEAWAY TIME! RT + follow @youtooz to win a FREE MINI ME! Winners are picked every 5k retweets up to the drop on the 26th!

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@hipjeno @scoughpfhieey @hydbhb i sure don’t see any askers

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@scoughpfhieey @hipjeno back off this was for me 🙄‼️‼️

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@hipjeno @scoughpfhieey this is a singles only zone, not people with men who run frames equivalent to a microwave

[cain ☀️ ARTCADE A13 @qarameiio]

why couldnt i have hyperfixated on something cute like hot wheels or somethign why did it have to be some white men why

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

the immense sadness i feel when i realize i can not read things correctly 😡

[Technoblade @Technothepig]

TECHNOPLUSHIE GIVEAWAY!
RT + follow @youtooz to win one free (one winner every 1K RTs)
The technoplushies go on sale on the 19th at 3 PM EST!

[Technoblade @Technothepig]

all men do is lie :l

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

WHY IS “HE REAL” TRENDING AGAIN PLEASE I CANT DO THIS

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

@Iisamae 🦀

[sal ✦ @Clsodium]

what the fuck have i just witnessed in trending