Club CYDONIA

Eurasia's hottest club is CYDONIA, with hosts Yuri and Mr. Eurasia. It's sure to take you to a higher level (especially if you like My Chemical Romance).

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@swivelsister42 (barely)

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I confess your nipples...disappointed.

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If Muse wins I will lick your left nipple. Less than an hour to go, so get voting! (also yes hello I am alive) http://t.co/3M4QNY7nlS

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“@swivelsister42: @ClubCydonia Happy New Year to you, Yuri, @GeorgeWight and the entire team. Thank you.”

Thank you darling, you as well!

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Unofficial gathering to be hosted tonight at Club Cydonia, come if you can. If not, see you next year ;)

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I may pop by the club later tonight for a brief celebration if I can escape the madness that will likely ensue as 2013 draws nearer.

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But with sincerity, I hope this new year receives you all happy & well, and that we all receive it also with a sense of thankful solemnity.

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He'll look such a fool scribbling it out on each one <3

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Or, if you're like me, you're squealing with delight while filling in all the year:date spaces on George's checkbook with "2012".

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The New Year is upon us--for some it may already be 2013. The rest writhe in anticipation of new beginnings, a fresh start...next chapter.

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I have just confirmed that my mind is lost. I read a recipe for rosemary bath salts and I think of you, @ClubCydonia *faceplants iPad*

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@swivelsister42 Straight from my garden, if it would please you.

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“@swivelsister42: @ClubCydonia Ahhh...but think of the 1000TC sheets you could buy :-)”

...And suddenly it seems a most endearing purchase.

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@swivelsister42 A signature Yuri lamb chop simply isn't quite the same without an accompanying sprig of rosemary.

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How dare you, those were a gift from my sister. AND they smell of lavender, they're exquisite. Better than the horrible shag ones in yours.

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Happy Christmas Yuri, now you'll finally be able to replace those horrid bath mats you refuse to replace.

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George meanwhile appears to have just thrust a gift card for Bed Bath & Beyond most unceremoniously into my hand. Gee, thanks.

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The waitstaff has all chipped in to gift me with a lovely little rosemary bush for my garden. Thank you everyone! It smells fantastic.

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I hope you're all having a lovely Christmas, we here at Club Cydonia wish you all the best this holiday season! Cheers xx

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There are 11 rowdy dachshunds at my associate's residence and I am fresh out of weiner jokes. Send help.