Hailey Football Club

The Witney and Districts most corrupt club.

[Hailey Football Club @ClubHailey]

Dev Wright is the tripod 🐐

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Thank you to Marcham for hosting us this weekend after an issue with our previous hosts. Attendance is not recommended if you have a husband or a serious gag reflex as we have been in a bit of hot water recently. NO PHONES ALLOWED

⚽️ Marcham vs Hailey (A)
🕰️ 2pm Ko
📍 OX13 6TY

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@Sam_99vvheeler

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After begging for attention for 5 weeks. Sam 'Yo-Yo' Wheeler unretires.

Sam and his normal size friends take on Tower Hill this Saturday in the first teams return. Hopefully he hasn't lost any ability, the bar was already 6ft under

⚽️ Hailey vs Tower
📍 Middletown
🕰️ 2pm

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The club regret to inform the supporters that Sam Wight has moved to Stanton this season. Sam unfortunately has decided to take a step back to div 3. We wish him nothing but the worst for the future but did enjoy his initiation video

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Genuinely considering this instead of watching @RangersFC this season.

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Live scenes from turbo's house as the news that's shocked the world has come through to the village

[Kidlington FC @kidlingtonfc_]

Kidlington welcomes Nathan Kimber

Michael Hopkins said Nathan is a top local talent who has attracted many admirers from local teams over several years. Everyone at the club is excited to see his qualities in Green. Up the Kiddy! 💚🖤

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As England prepare for their final group game we look back upon one of the Witney fan zones greatest moments. Sam 'The miniature sloth' Wheeler taking a tumble after getting blitzed by the Fisk. Hopefully he can stay on his feet and enjoy his Saturday without the humiliation

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The nation getting to truly appreciate the brilliance of Sam Wheeler's short but ineffective career brought tears to all Hailey eyes last night. He may have not been the tallest, he may have not been the best, he may not be the most likeable.

@Sam_99vvheeler

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Admin arriving at Middletown to see the Witney and District premier division title lift

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@Sam_99vvheeler

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After nearly 10 Happy years at the club Sam Wheeler has called time on his career. Everyone at the club would like to thank him for absolutely nothing. Stoppable on his day and struck confidence into defenders. All the best for the future Sam and what great way to bow out

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Hailey 3-3 East Hendred

One of the most bizarre games of the season. A game played in good spirits bar the village idiot coming for his day out. Unfortunately his poise, intelligence and all round behaviour transfers to our goalie who leaves a bouncing ball into his net

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Happy birthday @Sam_99vvheeler. The man whose ambience could darken even the brightest day. It is claimed his favourite movie moment is the last 30 minutes of Marley and Me. It is rumoured to be Sam's last season and I can only imagine the team will be ecstatic when the day comes

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𝗖𝘂𝗽 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝘄 🏆 Finally this evening, we have the semi-final draw of the John Fathers Junior Shield!

https://t.co/Hn42ePh3Nn

Good luck to our final four - @ClubHailey, @KEA_FC, @WatlingtonTown and @FCHookNorton.

[Hailey Football Club @ClubHailey]

Thank you everyone who entered the Hailey FC Gammon Board challenge! We have our final 4 favourite photos taken of Ash throughout 2025. Coincidently they were all taken on the same night. Please let us know your favourite

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Pikey's phone has just regained charge. The texts are now pinging through from Jade due to the black out zone in the flag

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Hailey finish the year with an 11-1 victory. The Christmas do followed with a decisive victory for the lamb and flag bank account. The Christmas quiz was a success with the boxing round taking all the plaudits as Byron was slept in round one in front of all the fans

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🚨 SIGNING

Bad news for all nippy wingers knees as Merry Chris Smith signs for the hoops on a 5 minute game by game contract. Chris looks to add raw pace and elite stamina to the side. I'm sure his wage of 20 benson and hedges a game will be an added bonus to the side

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The reserves have their first ever county cup game

⚽️ Hailey vs FC Kayi
📍 Middletown
🕰️ 1:30pm

After the hoops descend upon Oxford for the Unit's birthday. Due to his recent dry spell he's added some new artillery to the wheelhouse for the ladies. Hopefully he will score

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Apologies for the spelling mistakes it's all become a bit much for admin

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Hailey 5-0 Heyford

x2 Freddie
X2 Kimber
Asher

Tough conditions in the wind which seemed to get under our rivals skin as we were hurled abuse for 90 being called shit. We move onto our week off with our confidence in tatters. Hopefully the ref can hear our cry's against CHQ