🎶 The MAYster 🎵

LAZIEST HUMAN EVER-wishing to live the life of cats! I may not win the war but you'll know you were in a battle with me so BRING IT cuz I WISH YOU WOULD!

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Yep - pretty much speaks to my suffering life's daily indignations...

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@TroubleNTheGang @LolaJakeTheKiw1

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@jvharris_1965 NEW YORK CITY, NY - where do we begin????!!!

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@Yvette45184087 @MusicArtsPromo @VJD364 @JustAMomNamedMP oh she threatened to call the cops on me too - I said - "get your shoes on cuz I will take you down there myself & beat you in front of every sgt, LT, CAPT...

The day I let my kids get the upper hand after I worked 3 jobs thru college so they can grow up to be a brat - NOT!!!

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@bao_bao_bun Does BAO even like the box enclosure? did you change the litter? or is something in the new house?

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@MusicArtsPromo @VJD364 @Yvette45184087 @JustAMomNamedMP My kid lifted her hand up ONCE in frustration to my scolding - I warned her - NEVER start something you will NOT be able to finish-if you hit me - it better kill me on the 1st shot cuz you will NOT have a 2nd chance if I get up!

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@JustAMomNamedMP Know that you are doing the best with what you have... your kids are either clearly indulged or ingrates - neither works!

NEVER let your kids dictate the rule of the house! Give an inch - they will take a mile!!!

DRAW the LINE or you will forever be treated like a doormat!

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@WSJ @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse
Speaking as a LEGAL immigrant who became a US citizen - I was against DACA and I am certainly opposed to paying any illegal immigrant anything for their bad choices!

Trying paying a US CITIZEN $450k first before you toss my tax dollars to illegals!!!

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WOW - my self actualization in Twitter form!!!

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Power of cats 😼
#CatsOfTwitter #cats #catheaven

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So this is what I get for wanting to go get pizza w/ my boss near my office yesterday...

Needless to say - the pizza place was closed off and we had to dodge the blood stains...

https://t.co/DyZXg0TMC2

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@HeatherDodd6 GET THAT BABY to a VET!!!

Sorry wish I had better words...

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@CATHEAVEN11 CAT: SUCCESS - I GOT MY STEPS IN!!!!

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@bao_bao_bun We totally get it - hopefully B &C curling up giving all the healing love needed...

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@Noodlesthecat1 NOODLES looks like a happy loaf!!!

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@lulucoyote @MysterySolvent Reason for the educational system to be overhauled ...

If this is the future of America, we are doomed...

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@LordGraydon MOUSTACHIO... KING MOUSTACHIO!!!

Pour this boy another martini!!!

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@bao_bao_bun When is this COVID ending?!!! I need to CRASH the feasts of BAO HOUSE IMMEDIATELY!!!

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@bao_bao_bun I will assume that is BAO DAD's parents that do NOT know what hotpot is ... EVERY ASIAN grandparents know and LOVE HOTPOT meals!!!

HOTPOT meals are awesome!!!

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@EloquentMyDear @bao_bao_bun @BBCNews With the current bunch of lunatics running amok just within a block radius of my office on 34th Street - I cannot imagine walking NYC without my trusty sidekicks!!!

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@bao_bao_bun @BBCNews Thus the reason - this NYer never leaves home without her trusty steady Eddies!!!

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@Noodlesthecat1 NOODLES is in KITTY BLISS MODE!!!