Club Tropicana rumours

The rumour mill of the best club you’ve ever seen. (In the Clwyd).

[Stephen Ollerton. @steveollerton]

Won’t be an automatic.

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✍🏻 Chairman Peter Cresswell is determined to bring back former skipper Mikel Willy back to the club. The now very bloated central midfielder has been spotted in a White supremacist area in Russia. Travel difficulties are occurring as Mikel has misplaced his boat. More to follow.

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🤝 Negotiations going well with Mr Cresswell and Virgil Van Tell Yer Ma this evening. Tropicana fans flooding through the doors of local 5 star restaurant. A total of 2 signatures have been made by the pair in the six hour period!

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Pubs Mum is ecstatic about the recent news and has her Burger van set up outside the Stadium De Angela Martinez Lopez stadium already #Upthecana

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STATEMENT ⚠️

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Yer Da has received his first erection over his crossword in 18 years after receiving the news the Club is back 🍆💦

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Mikel Willy has received a pigeon containing a note that Peter Cresswell intends to takeover the club. Let’s just say his pirate ship has an up to date paint job.

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Postman Pat getting the crosses in ready for the takeover bid ❤️❤️

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As for Baldé Fraud, he doesn’t believe the recent news and will not be getting carried away with the rumours.

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Xavier Tell Yer Ma has reacted the recent news of the potential takeover and appears to be quite over the moon about giving away penalties again! #UptheCana

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BREAKING NEWS ⚠️ Peter Cresswell has won the lottery and has rumoured to have bought the K HOUSE CREAM Arena and plans to re-name it ‘Stadium De Angela Lopez Martinez’. More news to follow.....