Club Sarcasm

I tweet sarcasm and shit.

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Should we be worried that 2025 begins with WTF?

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A recipe for laughter

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RIP OJ Simpson. Will the funeral procession be led by a white Bronco?

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So House of Cards in fact is already going

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Love it

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My local Badcock needs to fix their lights

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Mardi Gras bead traps are a menace on Bourbon Street

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IDK how she keeps escaping, so I put up a camera to see it

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I've heard of budget cuts but..

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True love

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Usher's Super Bowl Halftime show

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Who wore it better?

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He is understandably on edge

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My potato last night was giving me attitude

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Captain the ship is going down

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Seen this sign at work today.

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Let's get some McNuggets at the McMansion!

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Ever noticed how a hammer looks like a man about to swing a baseball bat?

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Daddy is not chillin

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No stupid questions