mike “poot” wallace

it’s Mike but everybody nose me as poot. diet rite is good. wife’s Sheila. 3x sack race winner at the pork rinds parade. Bigfoot scoutin as a hobby. Eagle Scout

[mike “poot” wallace @Clubbernut69]

I just ate bologna in between a Christmas tree pie and that shit taste better than Sheila on a good day

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@theamelia__ Git the fuck out

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Actually a ghost whipe better than a spooky dookey

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Ain’t nothing better than a spooky dookie

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Sheila’s got this wart on her has anyone one tryed taking a steak knife to one

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@thedonsmith69 I got a big sack racing competition on this glorious hump day

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@salvation_f A felon

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@skoalman47 Sheila makes a mean spam and egg sandwich never made no sense spending a fiver on a sandwich

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@deeore5 Mustard

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@theamelia__ Morning shits ain’t a joke

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@oelma__ STDs

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I flirt like a possum in a trash can loud bold and probably carrying something

[mike “poot” wallace @Clubbernut69]

Anybody ever met up with one of these “pay to play” with gals on this app. I’m thinking about spending a fiver on one but I’m not sure if I’d get my moneys worth

[mike “poot” wallace @Clubbernut69]

@lippyent Cigarette lighter

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@chefsevenn Karo syrup

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@amooh001 Dog shit

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@theamelia__ Fart

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@FoodPleaser Diet rite is the best

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@thedonsmith69 @ohhanxiety Remember miss shirleys dog that used to chase us when we set fireworks off on her porch. We’d have to beat that dog senseless with them sticks

[mike “poot” wallace @Clubbernut69]

@AVGirl4Life We keep our lights up all year that way all we got to do is plug it in