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Capittcino

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My parents used to always say life would be better if I kept my nose clean. I really miss doing drugs with them.

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Love it when bus drivers exchange a wave when the pass each other. ‘Look! I’m driving a big toot toot too!’

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People who are scared to produce their own fruit should grow a pear.

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How do you complement a bees knees?

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I Wonder if restaurants will ever take inspiration from self-service check outs. Saunter in to find 12 microwaves at the door.

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I keep all my DVD’s in the hope that one day they will earn the respect that vinyl’s get now.

“4K quality… It shouldn’t be viewed like that! Let’s watch a crappier, blurry version with 14 trailers to skip at the start!”

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Why are phone alarms named things like ‘Relaxing Rainforest’? ‘Relaxed’ is the last thing I’d be if I woke up in the amazon with a squawking toucan in my lug.

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The hangover I would get when I was 18 is how I feel now when waking up sober.
#SaturdayMotivation #SaturdayMorning

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I think the ‘Peel here’ flap on the corner of ham packets should just say ‘Go get a knife’.

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When You Date an Intense Person. @melrose_jamie @jojosutherland

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A new sketch 'The Killer Bunny' will be attacking your eyeballs this coming Easter Sunday!

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'Feeding in Public' starring the legends @TomStadeComic and @jojosutherland !

Please RT if you can! X

https://t.co/x5Gmki4jCL

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New sketch coming this Thursday at 1pm with the one and only @TomStadeComic!

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That mix up at the #oscars #HarryPotter #Moonlight #lalaland @jk_rowling

https://t.co/sEr7Ae5DBv

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Wasn't a fart #TellASadStoryInThreeWords

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Hang on! I need to think of something cool to say for my twitter post #thingsisayaftersex

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#IFirstNoticedIWasOldWhen I found a faded oil painting of my aged self in the cellar.

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Next season of @AHSFX is based on the recent election! Not casting @AlecBaldwin as @realDonaldTrump would be a crime! #americanhorrorstory

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Shiny new sketch! With the wonderful talents of @GarethWaugh and @seymourmace Spread it like the plague folks!

https://t.co/M0i57TXHJp