Clueless Tax Client

Just a guy with a relatively easy return

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Ill be by to sign my extension this morning!

Also have a few questions for you!

Just need like 20 minutes!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Haven’t heard from you guys at all????

I’ll stop by tomorrow morning first thing. Shouldn’t take too long. Just need to discuss a business venture I’ve been thinking about!

I’ll text you the info!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey guys!

I recommended my buddy Colin to you! I told him you are great and very reasonable prices! Please take care of him!

His last tax guy put him on extension every year! No no no!

[Colin Ushkowitz @colinushkowitz]

What’s a fair price for a CPA to file taxes when you’ve got multiple entities?

I buy and renovate houses for a living

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey guys!

I haven’t heard from you at all! WHAT do you still need from me???

You know there’s a deadline coming right????

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey guys how's it going????!!!

Hold off on filing that return please. I want to see how this rapture thing goes today

Thank youuuuuuuuu!!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hi! I put all those expenses you needed in a spreadsheet just like you asked!

And then to make it easier I printed it to a PDF and sent it to you through Dropbox!

We leave for the South of France tomorrow so will be in around 8:30 tomorrow morning! Can’t wait to see you!!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Uh The money hasn’t come out!! Did you forget to file my stuff???

Call me ASAP!!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey I can’t get there until about 5:45. Stuck behind the slowest foursome ever!!

I’ll sign the forms while I’m there!

Can’t wait to see you guys!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey Buddy! I signed that form you sent me a few weeks ago....Form 887whatever...anyway I just now looked at the forms too and I think a few things are spelled wrong. Can you correct that and send me the update before we go to Barcelona until June?

We leave tomorrow morning!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey buddy how we looking?? I'll text you that other stuff later

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

I have no idea what I paid in. Probably whatever you said but maybe not. I'm really busy right now can't you just look it up?

Also just put in for the DOGE dividend too

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey Buddy! I got this 1099 thing but it said we got 60,000 in dividends and a bunch of gains too but we definitely didn't get that it just stayed in the account!

Can you put a note in our file so that whoever works on the return knows that we never got it?

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey buddy. You busy…hahaha

I’m confused about this DOGE dividend thing. Do I get a church or does it reduce my tax for last year?

Can you let me know please. Heading out to the club!! Have a great day!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Woah Hey Buddy is this true???

I’m getting nervous!!!

[Jessica Smith, EA 💪🏼, NTPI Fellow, not a CPA @Taxsavvyjessica]

Accountants are too stupid to know about this because after all the schooling they just STOP learning!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey Bud. Can we NOT do that silly extension thing again this year. All my income is the same. Hell it should be super easy again this year!

I’d do my own return if I wasn’t so busy traveling!

Just go ahead and file it with the same income as last time!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

My buddy was saying he just pays all the tax when he files for his refunds. So I'd like to do that instead of that goofy payment thing next week you told me to do

I'd rather hold on to my own money for 3 more months

Thanks!!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey buddy I need my returns Monday for a bank loan. Just sent you an email with the answers to the questions you had in July.

Need to get it to my banker by noon Monday since we are headed out of town on a 2 o’clock flight!

Thank You!!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Check your voice mail buddy. We got big problems!!! IRS said you made a BIG mistake

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey just file without the k-10 or whatever. My friend said it shouldn’t matter too much anyway

Gayle and I will be in around 10 but we only have 15 minutes so please be ready for us!

Refund, refund, REFUND!!!

[Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient]

Hey can you call my Uncle Pete. He said I shouldn’t have to pay taxes on that rental I sold because I bought another one later in the year. His buddy had been doing it for YEARS!!!

I’ll text you his number later. Thanks