Adeyemi

youtuber | philosopher | wine connoisseur | bad friend

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

@MTNNG I do not understand the essence of awarding 25gb to everyone then making it difficult to browse or download with the network.

Do better

[. @mercy_datgurl]

I didn't realize how traumatic growing up with siblings was until I got around an only child. She was frying chicken and I stole one and started running off, she looked at me with so much confusion and said 'you don't have to run you can have some' like wf?????

[Sippy @LeviathanGunha]

One time I was hanging out with white folk and they were all planning a trip to Japan, and I was like "I can't go I don't have money" and they were like "Dude just ask your parents"

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind BOLA AHMED TINUBU.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Where do you guys get alcohol for free on weekends? 🥺

[Stunna ⛧ @stunnaclips]

1st in my bloodline to witness sumn like this.

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

If you were in three of his shoes, would you have moved?! 🤣

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Trump did it again. He refused to move 😂

[7rq @gloccnim]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[Lukorito @Lukorito_]

I thought he was baiting then I checked and holy shit, it's true. In Saudi Arabia Africans cannot study science and corporate leadership degrees and are restricted to religion and humanities.

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

no dough in the history of making bread has ever been pressed the way Argentina was pressed tonight

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

Attack is the best form of defense
- Thomas Tuchel learns a bit late to clinch bronze.

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

More like an illegal waste disposal site

[Usbil @usbil01]

“Today I visited the cloud falling site along the Abuja–Kaduna Road.”

—Today, I had the opportunity to visit the location where the viral cloud falling video was reportedly recorded along the Abuja–Kaduna Road. Seeing the area in person was both surprising and fascinating.😳😂

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

that's a millennium old tweet two days ago

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

😂

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

That was when he mistakenly passed some of his powers to Yamal

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real.

More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot.

Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world.

The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential.

We are proud to have them on our team.

Credit: Joan Monfort

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

Sad way to live

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

Ma life is intentionally structured in such a way that women like this can't have access to me.

[cyrilbhau | conscious engines @cyrilbhau]

everyday i find new reasons to love the fact that this app is free to use

[Zayn @_iam_zayn]

Her friend standing up for her like that gladdens my heart 😊

[Adeyemi @CluelessJunkie]

Pillowing

[esahc @49eerfc]

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW

[Daniel Bordman @DanielBordmanOG]

Every word of this sentence is a work of art