CluelessMickey

I like to battle and I like Ice Cream. I was also 11–1 and have my number retired by the New York Mets.

[CluelessMickey @CluelessMickeyC]

Mets are battling tonight.

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@wischlist @shwordfish Every team in every sport has fans who are great and fans who are assholes. The teams you root for aren’t excluded from that by the way.

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@sidrosenberg19 @stephenasmith @maxkellerman Aren’t you the same guy who blamed the Mets losing streak on Mandani meeting with Mr. Met? Just checking.

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@DanBartels2

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@SNY_Mets Carlos trying to emulate me. If he really wanted to emulate me he should try winning 11 out of 12

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It was me. She saw that we were 11-1 and was immediately impressed. She was off by 2 years. I let her down gently via text. She got so mad that she and AROd tried to buy the Mets so they could fire me but the Wilpons beat her to it. True story.

[keeno ✧ @ayekeeno]

Jennifer Lopez says she’s only ever been rejected ONCE in her entire life, revealing that in 2016 she tried shooting her shot at a celebrity she refuses to name by dropping subtle hints, but he turned her down 👀

“there was one prominent guy I had my eye on, and I kinda threw it out there but he didn’t pick it up. Maybe he just didn’t pick up the signal I was very subtle”

[CluelessMickey @CluelessMickeyC]

@SNY_Mets He should be carrying my briefcase to my Realtor Meetings. The only thing he’d be good for.

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@BrandonTierney Who gives a fuck?

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@Mets This guy gets a birthday greeting and not me? Nobody could pick this guy out of a lineup and he gets a birthday greeting but the guy who was 11-1 gets nothing

[CluelessMickey @CluelessMickeyC]

@SteveGelbs Greatest 12 game stretches in NY sports history.

2. 2026 Knicks. 12-0 in playoffs
1. 2018 Mets 11-1 in my first 12 games as manager.

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Knicks are now 12-0 in their last 12 games. Even I cant say that. That’s how you know this team is special.

[CluelessMickey @CluelessMickeyC]

Semien didn’t swing there. Someone text the woman ump the image of Semien not swinging there. Give me her number. I’ll do it.

[CluelessMickey @CluelessMickeyC]

@sidrosenberg19 Out of all the people who care, I am not one of them.

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@TheDeuce @ryanquigz In a retirement home. He’s like 80. He hasn’t done Hockey in 20 years. Enough of the Gary Thorne.

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@BrandonTierney Well, the ridiculous BT and Sal experiment ended. So give it time. It will happen eventually.

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@AndyGraz_19 Well, that’s not his it works.

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@AndyGraz_19 @RTaub_ Yes, almost 80 year old Gary Thorne who hasn’t done Hockey in 20 years and would constantly make mistakes even when he was in his prime. Would have been a wonderful choice.

[CluelessMickey @CluelessMickeyC]

@DanBartels2 His face is giving my selfies a run for its money as to what image is more nauseating to people.

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@SNYtv What’s the number 4 for? The amount of times this year he should’ve been fired?