Clueless Mom

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My son's friends were impressed with our internet connection...When I was putting on lipstick I overheard them saying how I had great DSL

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My son said he wants to skip school on April 20th because it's national earth day. Of course I'll let him help out the environment!

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Whenever I'm walking with my son, he occasionally says "I'd hit that!"... What a violent generation!

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My daughter said she got the D! So I told her to bring her grades up!

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My son said he's going out to buy some bath salts... I hope he buys the citrus ones!