Clueless

Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever.

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She could be a farmer in those clothes.

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I am rescuing her from teenage hell. Do you know the wounds from adolescence can take years to heal?

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Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other...that's an unequivocal sex invite.

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Cher, get in here!

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Loadies generally hang on the grassy knoll over there.

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Don't tell me those braindead low-lifes have been calling again. // They are your parents!

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I'm not offering, I'm asking you if you drink...you think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?

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It is one thing to spark up a dubie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

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Travis Berkenstock, 38 tardies. By far the most tardies in the class. Congratulations.

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Would you call me selfish? // No. Not to your face.

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Oh, honey...you baked.

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I can't believe I'm taking advice from someone who watches cartoons. // That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

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I can't find my Cranberries CD. I've gotta do to the Quad before somebody snags it.

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Eww! Get off of me! Uh, AS IF!

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What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

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Do you like Billie Holiday? // I love him.

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This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.

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Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

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And in conclusion, may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty.

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Is that a nod to the crisp Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the fridge?